Recap!
Last Friday: I dropped off my Charger to get the mystery clunk checked out.
Saturday: They found that the swaybar bushings were worn out late in the day. They said they could order the parts and fix it up for me for $330 dollars. I wasn't happy, but I was stressed so I agreed.
Monday: I'm clear-headed enough to realize that I can order the $15 parts myself and get a friend to help replace them. So I call to see what parts they ordered and whether I could take the car home. Guy says that they're charging me $157 just to look at the car and drive it around, plus the parts are $20, but he offered to shave $75 off of labor. So I decided fine, whatever.
Tuesday: As I'm about to rush out the door to an interview, meaning Marc had to drive me since I hadn't heard from the dealer, I get a call that they ordered the wrong bushings, assuming it was an OEM swaybar (I tried to tell them Monday it was Hotchkis), and that they could either replace the entire front swaybar with an OEM set up for $550 or I could just come pick the car, no charge. So I did. Marc still drove me to the interview and when I got home, I ordered the bushing kit.
Wednesday: Madeline has a bad reaction to peanut butter, so while Marc is at the grocery getting children's benedryl, I get a call from the dealer's service manager, who is also a member of NorCal Challengers. Apparently I drove the car home with NO front swaybar, and he'd be on the horn with Hotchkis, because they thought my swaybar was bigger than the standard hotchkis bushings. So Hotchkis is nice enough to include 1.5" swaybar bushings along with the 1 3/8" bushings I ordered Tuesday, at no additional charge. So the manager wanted to call to ask me to call them when I get the bushings so I can bring the car back in and have my Charger, the swaybar and the correct bushings reunited on Friday at NO Charge, due to all the trouble they put me through. Get Madeline's allergy sorted out, etc.
Today:Got the package with the two sets of bushings, take it to the dealer, all fixed up in half an hour. Turns out I did in fact need the 1.5" bushings and not the smaller 1 3/8" bushings that I thought were correct. Took the Charger out on the freeway and tried out the handling on some cloverleafs, then cruised Main Street in Pleasanton to see how bumps at low-speed felt. Everything checks out.
So whole thing got resolved for $30 on my part and I now know I need 1.5" bushings in the future. Apparently the Hotchkis kit I got through tbyrne back in 2007 was beefier than what's listed as compatible on the Hotchkis website. In other news, that interview I had to hustle for, well they passed me over because I'm overqualified. So I'm basically back to where I started a week ago. Car in my possession and no job, yay. Sorry for wasting everyone's time with this debacle.