Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): May I adress the court? Judge: Of course. Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do? Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail. Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch? Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law Against thinking. Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.
