1. When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone. 2. When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot . 3. When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving. 4. When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station. 5. When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating . 6. When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper. 7. When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night. 8. When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you. 9. When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house. 10. When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong. 11. When you know more about your car than the dealer tech. 12. The first thing out of your passenger's mouth is "these seats are awesome". 13. When all of your friends with hondas make fun of it being a neon but won't race you. 14. When your preparing to make a lane change, turn around and look and FREAK cause you catch someone riding your ass too close for comfort out of the corner of your eye... then you realize - its your wing. 15. The person you just put 4-5 cars on yells "It's still a NEON!!". 16. When you spend more time on your cars forum then you do with your wife/gf. 17. When you open your door all the way and have to get back out to reach it so you can close it. 18. When war veterans have flashbacks everytime you down shift. 19. When you get a ticket for a stock exhaust. 20. When you buy zip ties in the 1,000 count bags, and the bag is half empty. 21. When you drive by windows to look at your own reflection 22. When the people with fast cars won't bother you but every kid with a decal and an air filter want to race. 23. When everyone in town know's who you are only by your car and you have no clue who these people are. 24. You shift at 1500 RPM when there is a police car anywhere nearby. 25. You giggle at the mention of VTEC. 26. When you have a 10mm ratchet wrench in your cup holder. 27. When your wife/girlfriend can tell the difference between different neon body styles and reports to you when she spots another SRT around town. 28. When you are pissed off, you go for a "joy" ride in your car just to put a smile on your face. 29. When you refer to your local srt buddies by their screen names. 30. You check your fuel guage as much as you check your mirrors. 31. When your friend is trying to find the "oh shit" handle when you floor it in 2nd. 32. Your friends absolutely hate it when they have to follow you somewhere. 33. You put your windows down, turn off the radio, and downshift when going through tunnels/parking garages. 34. Neighbors wonder why you always sit in your car idling for 3 minutes after you pull into your garage. 35. When you shift hard into 2nd and throw the shift knob through the back window THE BEST!!!!-36. When you spend $21,000 on a DODGE NEON!
i dunno about these gas mileage complaints i still get around 30mpg on the highway and making 380 to the wheels. those highlighted are especially true, throwing your shift knob at the back window is a right of passage. some others include -the best sound in the world is that first gurgle of the day when you turn the key -people at stoplights alert you that there was fire coming out of the exhaust and underside of the car -the passenger asks "what the hell is that?" when the atmospheric dump opens up. -when someone complements you with "nice mustang" you just chuckle and walk away
LMFAO so damm true.. and i've gotten a ticket for my stock exhaust and i use to get flash back from the snaps and pops :drugs: But ive never had this happen it happened to my wife but not me.:hmm:
