Work vs. Prison

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by nevinsrt, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,

    This should make things a little bit clearer:


    @ PRISON
    You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

    @ WORK
    You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle




    @ PRISON
    You get three meals a day, fully paid for

    @ WORK
    You get a break for one meal and
    you have to pay for it




    @ PRISON
    For good behavior, you get time off

    @ WORK
    For good behavior, you get more work




    @ PRISON
    The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

    @ WORK
    You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself




    @ PRISON
    You can watch TV and play games

    @ WORK
    You could get fired for watching
    TV and playing games



    @ PRISON
    You get your own toilet

    @ WORK
    You have to share the toilet with
    people who pee on the seat




    @ PRISON
    They allow your family and friends to visit

    @ WORK
    You aren't even supposed to speak to your family



    @ PRISON
    All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

    @ WORK
    You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners




    @ PRISON
    You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

    @ WORK
    You spend most of your time wanting
    to get out and go inside bars




    @ PRISON
    You must deal with sadistic wardens
    (I'll drink to that)

    @ WORK
    They're called "managers"




    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
    WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.


    Now get back to work.
    You're not getting paid to read threads.
     
  2. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    nevin, im not getting paid at all. if i was, it wouldnt be to read threads but i still would anyway.
     
  3. srt-4chick

    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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    lol....
     
  4. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    i dont know about the rest of you but this is what it kindof seams like here at work!!!

    :rofl:
     
  5. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    lol, good one nev