Why Men Like "QUICK" Don't Write Advice Colums!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Dear Quick:

    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
    leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
    I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine
    conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back
    home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't
    believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor
    lady. I am 45, my husband is 46, and we have been married
    for twenty years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that
    they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told
    him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job
    six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
    depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since
    I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
    He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to
    him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila

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    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance
    can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
    checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear,
    check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold
    and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches
    solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
    causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

    I hope this helps.

    QUICK
     
  2. Hemi31

    Hemi31 [email protected]

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    LMAO.........now thats classic!
     
  3. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

    The funny part is, that is exactly how Dave (Quick) would have answered. lol
     
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    lmaaooo, didnt see that one coming
     
  5. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    daaaaaaahahahahaha.....

    whats wrong...he had the answer to her problem!
     
  6. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    HAHA, that's perfect. Deal with what you can and don't worry about what's not in your control.
    Besides, she's going to need the car. Maybe not Diego.
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    QUICKY, I was waiting for you to read this..........................:thongue2::friends:
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Finally RYAN!!! A good one. LMAO. jk buddy!
     
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    1FST4DR Supporting Vendor

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    Omfg Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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  13. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    well ron, not exactly.....

    dave would have followed the possible issues with a synopsis on why these things fail, followed by pics, part #'s and prices for each suspect component in his diagnosis......:shifty:
     
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    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    wtf were we just talking about the other day scotty!!!! dahahahahaahahaha too phuking funny ryan!!!! big points to ryan for this one!!! :grin:
     
  15. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Ryan, now that is SERIOUSLY funny!! Take it from someone who's talked to Dave face to face a few times ... SPOT ON budda!! LMAO!!!!!!!! No, FLMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh bro!!
     
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    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    bwahahahahaha to funny