OK you Eastlake Turd-burglers! Who's the funny boy who messed with my wipers at Target the other day? Fess up, or all your rides will be up on blocks with a nice pretty pink stripe down the side...
Drew, It was out of LOVE for my ex-PIMP that I played with your ride! Try and guess what I used to lift the wipers.....................................
Figured as much... ...hum... must have been something longer than three inches, so that leaves one part out!
Figured it was either you, or you and Momo... I knew it wasn't him by his self... he can't reach that high!
You didn't see the booster chair they got at the babyshower. Ya, it's in the trunk now, so he can actually reach the door handles without jumping. He still sits on three phonebooks to drive though. rop: rop:
damn ryan, careful not to piss off your pimp...... he is likely to slap you silly if he has not done it already!!!!
Chris, Drew might be 6'3", but he has hands the size of a 3 year old girl. He'd be lucky to win a slapping contest against Danny Devito much less his wife Rhea Perlman................................................................
Your lips never lie!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember tuna can baby, it's all about touching all sides. That was amazing how afterwards you were able to inhale a full cantalope without even opening your mouth.
Drew, I'm astonished you'd even consider me as a suspect. BTW: if Ryan wasn't honest, you couldn't possibly peg any of us... your car is show quality and stands out like a sore thumb... there's a whole host of bitter, jealous SOBs out there... anyone of them could've messed with her. I guess that flyer I put out at the mall with color photos of your car, describing your new stereo system, would only lend credence to the argument I posed above. No?!?!
Ya... I saw those... changed the address to yours and told them I painted it an ugly, faded silver....
