What music would YOU use to torture a TERRORIST?

Driving to work this morning, I was listening to some radio DJ's from Detroit playing music that people voted on as being the best way to torture a known terrorist to elicit needed information. With all this talk and bs over what constitutes torture, I found the entire idea rather amusing. One of the top spots was the song from Barney the Dinosaur: "I Love You...You Love Me". It's believed that the terrorists' are forced to listen to music like this AROUND THE CLOCK and Loud as all Hell! Hahaha. I, for one, hate Barney and hate that song so I would definitely stroke out before the day was through lol. What music would you guys utilize to "help" get the information you needed from a tight-lipped ass monkey like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? Remember, most of us would do a hell of a lot more to this guy, but if you were tasked with this and had to do it...what would it be?

For me, I would blare the B52's "Loveshack" 24/7 at full blast. Here's the lyrics...sorry no link to video at this time lol..

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money.

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
(Love Shack...Love Shack...)
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

:shok:

 

Anything from the Wiggles.

 

oh thats easy...

"The Taliban Song" - Toby Keith

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

I know where you comin from brother!
This is a patriotic love song
So y'all feel free to salute if you want,
You got my permission.

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over their holy land
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9VMbJK5vH3c[/media]

or hahaha

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=4R-mfrfQCdQ[/media]

 

Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue


"We'll shove a boot up your ass, its the American way!"

 

HELLZ YEAH!!!

:usflag::usflag::usflag::usflag::usflag:

 

actually if you wanted to torture a terrorist...all you have to do is show them women having rights...that would REALLY make them crazy! hahaha

us evil Americans and letting our women go outside without a man or a full body cover ...

 

ACTUALLY when i was in afghanistan one method i had SEEN used was locking a prisoner (there are no innocent prisoners by the way, just wanted to get that out right now) in a small dark room and forced him to listen to slipknot with the volume cranked for 24hrs straight. he came out of the room foaming at the mouth.

 

it's a small world......god i hate that song.

or possibly anything by barney. or how about a woman singing, like garbage, flyleaf or lacuna coil or something. that might really get them.

 

What about OH YEAH! Bomp Bomp...OHHHHH YEAH! Over and over and over again lmao!

 

my girlfriend whimpering "i cant do this all by myself" OVER and OVER and OVER. its starting to break ME

 

lmao...seriously though? Slipknot? lol.

 

Ok, I thought of one...from the Where's TByrne thread lol...

By the Timex Social Club (<wtf?)

How do rumors get started, they’re started by the jealous people and
They get mad seein’ somethin’ they had and sombody else is holdin’
They tell me that temptation is very hard to resist
These wicked women, ooh, they just persist
Maybe you think it’s cute, but girl, I’m not impressed
I tell you one time only with my business please don’t mess

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

Hear the one about Tina, some say she’s much too loose
That came straight from a guy who claims he’s tastin’ her juice
Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay
I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn’t move that way
Hear the one about Susan, some say she’s just a tease
In a camisole she’s six feet tall, she’ll knock you to your knees

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

I can’t go no place without somebody pointin’ a finger
I can’t show my face ‘cause when it comes to rumors I’m a dead ringer
It seems from rumors I just can’t get away
I bet there’ll even be rumors floatin’ around on Judgment Day
I’ll think I’ll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill
For the next time they catch somebody startin’ rumors, shoot to kill

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life
I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life
I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life
What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life
I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day
I just need some time, some time to get away from
From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more
My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around
Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

 

OMG...Roxanne by The Police would drive me bonkers too.

 

yup, no lie. you have to think of it in terms of theyve never heard that kind of music before. somebody screaming at the top of his lungs followed by monotone chanting and them being the religious folk they are. breaks them down mentally.

 

Oh, I can do better than that.....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh1m_-Vou08[/media]

:grin:

 

i'm too sexy by right said fred

 

Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks - "Stop draggin' my Heart around"

Replace "Heart" with "Towel"

 

Bawhahahahhahahaha!!!!!

:drugs::drugs::drugs::drugs:

 

Markus, good points!

I remember, vaguely, that when we invaded Panama, the guy we were after (was it Noreiga?) retreated to a church or something... if my memory serves me correctly, instead of busting down the doors, our psy ops guys blasted Metallica into/around the church for a couple days and he gave up... and that dude was from this hemisphere.

Apparently, hard rock to third world folks is like brain acid.

 

DAAHAHAHAHAAA! You posted this somewhere else lmao...good one though! :thumb:

Dear Allah, shoot me dead is what I'd be saying.

Um, ya, this song drives me nuts after hearing it once...especially the lyric, "I'm to sexy for Milan, to sexy for Milan, blah ba New York Japan!"