a man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the holy land. while they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. the undertaker told them, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the holy land for $150". the man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. the undertaker asked, "why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150?" the man said, "a man died here 2000 years ago. he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. i just can't take that chance."
hahahaha why is it that eveyr married person i told this two practically pissed themselves laughing i wonder hahahahahha
