"T'was The Night, Tex Mex Style!"

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    T'was the night before Christmas and all

    through la casa Not a creature was stirring,

    only the masa.

    Mama making tamales con mucho cuidado
    In hopes old Santa would feel obligado
    To bring all the hijos, both buenos y malos
    A nice batch of dulces and other regalos

    Mis hermanos and I went to sleep in our camas
    Some in calsones, some in piyamas
    Cuando out in the yard I heard un gran grito
    That I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito

    And who in the world do you think que era?
    El mero mero with his venados estaban afuera
    Santa Claus in a sleigh with a big sombrero
    Came dashing along like a little bombero

    I watched as they came, and this little fat hombre
    Was shouting and whistling, and calling by nombre
    "Ay PEPE, AY JESSE, AY CUCA, AY BETO
    AY PANCHO, AY CHATO, CHUY Y NETO!"

    Then standing straight up, with his hands on his

    pecho, He flew to the top of our very own techo
    With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea
    He struggled to squeeze down our old chimenea

    Then huffing and puffing, and a little cansado
    He picked up a bag that looked so pesado
    He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos
    For none of the hijos had been very malos

    Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento
    He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento
    As I heard him exclaim and this is verdad,


    "MERRY CHRISTMAS A TODOS! FELIZ NAVIDAD!"
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Me thinks Ryan is tearing up about now....
     
  3. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Nev,

    Nice bro, but are you going to help the HONKEYS in here out with the translation!
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    LMAO!!!! I was having a little trouble with some of it...:stupid:
     
  5. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    $hit!!!
    I dont know spanish!!!

    I was hoping one of you could tell me what it says :grin: :search:
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    He probably figured that you could being from the "New part of Mexico" and all Lol!
     
  7. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    LMFAO :secret::stupid: