> Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked > In A Sauna. > > Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her > Forearm And The Beep Stopped. > > The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager,' She Said. > I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm. > > A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her > Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile > Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.' > > The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech... Not To Be Out Done, She Decided > She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The > Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. > > She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. > The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman > Finally Said.........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A > Fax!!
So did Momo... but I guess he had a paper jamb because the guy next door to him was trying to get access to the feeder...
holy shit drew, i am sitting here at my desk, tears in my eyes, barely able to type i am lughing so hard!!!! hahahahahhaahha people are looking in my office window wondering what the hell i am doing!!!!! this is priceless!!!:worthy:
