HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit . that's right, $hit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit, and tell others to eat $hit. Some people know their $hit, while others can't tell the difference between $hit and shineola. There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, and crazy $hits. There is bull $hit, horse $hit, and chicken $hit. You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, shoot the $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan. You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep $hit or be happier than a pig in $hit. Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty. Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit. You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit. You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a $hit; or not do so if you don't give a $hit! Well, $hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of $hit. But, if you happened to catch a load of $hit from some $hit-head........... Well, $hit Happens!!! oop: :drugs:
