Of all people to send this to me...my wife hahaha. I know I've seen one like this but can't remember if it was the same. Feel free to add your "PG-13" comments and be aware, there are ladies watching. Pasted from original Email.... THE MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR " THE RULES" FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM only IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE..OK? 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE. 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY . 1 . DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT; BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING. I do believe their is a WOMEN's rules list like this...but I haven't read it myself.
DAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS LIST!....infact...i know a few girls who are getting this list emailed to them right now hahahahaha
there is no kidding going on here...these ARE THE RULES!... men just dont enforce them...or tell girls that they are the rules hahaha...mainly cause when it comes to just about everything women always seem to have the royal flush and we get the stupid seven duce off suit and its clear why lol
I actually have a copy of these on my fridge. I'm suprised my wife hasn't torn them down yet....been about six months now.
It's definitely in our nature lol...but dammit! We have to stick together..once they figure out a way to reproduce like Octupii or (whatever creature that is lol) we're goners! GONERS I say! :crying: j/k. j/k :rofl:
hahaha your wife is very intuitive milan! i love how their all rule #1. my favorite is every night my gf asks me "do you car if i dont shave my legs tonight?" and also, "do you care if i dont go to the gym today"......shes a personal trainre for Christ sake, for the past 5 years the answer has been no, get ahold of yourself woman!
hmmmmmmmmmmm. OK: edit: from (***waiting for comment from Stevo**) edit: to (***waiting for picture from Stevo**)
Stevo can make a comment...but he gets all his stuff from college humor.com lol...sappy. You need to go to one place in this digital world. This will set you all free or keep you busy for some time hahah. I will reveal the location when I am thoroughly finished with it...I mean saving it's pictures and posting them here lol..
I need "X" or it just doesn't work for me. If it's not some fine babe bent over getting it up the ... it's just wasting my time.
Now that's just mean, keeping it all to yourself, mean. We guys are supposed to stick together, read the rules!!! I knew there was someplace you were getting all this stuff from, come on milan, fess up!! :stupid:
