Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Should Children Witness Child Birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy
so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ......smack his ass again!' :bottom:

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you. :beerchug::grin:

 

Dam Nev,

Stevy is the post hoe, but you are the "THREAD STARTING :king:"

 

too funny nev!

 

I just like the ass smacking part:bottom:

 

Here ya go then ... :bottom::bottom::bottom: and :bottom:!!

 

Children are amazing and very perceptive, take these for instance:

 

hes the king of more than that! hahaha

 

Oh shiat, lmao!!

 

And what else might you be :king: of you ho??

 

Children see alot worse crap on the TV......................

MOMO's babysitter was the TV and see how he turned out :wacko:

 

Holy crap LMFAO :imao: :rofl:

:king::towel:

 

oop:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

:rofl: