sex therapist's office

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
    The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
    He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
    The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
    This happens several weeks in a row.
    The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

    The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

    SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT...
     
  2. ozzy1

    ozzy1 the instigator

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    lmfao
     
  3. UN4GTBL

    UN4GTBL Full Access Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
  4. ALABAMA MSRT8

    ALABAMA MSRT8 Full Access Member

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    That Has Been Posted Before,but Still Funny.