Sex and the City

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    ok so sat nite i was dragged against my will to see a move i had no intention of seeing. (Nate was :rofl: at me while we pulled away from Basken Robbins)

    Sex and the City.
    the movie suck :moon: and dumb as hell.
    Sarah jessica Parkers face looks like a foot, and he has the worst body.

    for the most part of the move i spent making sure my eyelids were sealed shut, it was better then being board out of my mind for 3hrs

    i did open them a few time to see some topless sceans,
    one especially of Marinda the cute read head was siting on her knees topless

    but that was the only thing i could take away from the movie.

    Guys stay away and save your selves the trouble
    and if you wife trys to drag you along just unplug some Vac line and say you gotta fix the car to get you out of it.

    Ladys enjoy you show and please dont drag us to it.:thanks:
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    omfg, did you just call the redhead cute???

    i need to castrate you with a hammer now. im sorry, but it needs to be done.
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Nevin WTF!?!?!?!? You didn't even warn them...
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Just talking about boobs and all...I'd kick your @ss if I went to see it for the boobs you mentioned, only to get cold cocked by the surprise...
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    shes got a dick!!!
     
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    Chick looks like a dude inna dress....:nuke:
     
  7. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    what can i say i like the short red hair :blush:

    but aside from that the movie pretty much blew chunks
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    no theres a guy taking a shower that my wife bumped me awake for...
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Jred22 Sunday School Jones

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    Did you check your balls at the door?
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    oh nev, you shoulda never posted this thread. hahahahahaahahahah
     
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    turbosocks srt n00b

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    HAHAHA. go figure the movie sucked..

    hey man.. i offered if ya wanted to come back with me and missy and get a REAL movie.. but i know how it is, sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    i never do, i guess thats why im still a bachelor....thank the lord jesus.
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    HAHAHA...Yeah right.:bigwink: I wonder why she would bump you awake to show you a d!ck.
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    x2bazillion...


    The movie may have sucked, but at least we can at least make this thread fun.
     
  16. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    lol, the radio dj here in town calls parker a horse.

    he basically goes on to equate her finding a husband as finally finding her salt lick and no wonder why they like apple martinis, horses love apples.
     
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    i am sorry to hear that you were subjected to that lol
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Nev is pullin' the wool over your eyes again guys.... he actually drug his wife to see the movie... she just wanted to o et somethin to eat and go home...
     
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    Hey I went on Friday night with another couple and it was definately not a guys movie, there was even a cock shot in once scene.
     
  20. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    that made it totally worth it didnt it wade? ahahhahahahaha

    goddamn, your wife better have agreed to a threesome for you to do that. one with her seriously hot and slutty friend.