Redhead at the Doctor

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder.

    Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
     
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    Lmfao..........
     
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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Oldie but goodie. :happy:
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    haha, saw that one comin!
     
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    i coulda sword there was a different hair color involved with this joke hahahaha

    yeah i thought so after reading the whole thing hahaha....thats what you get for just ASSuming hu? hahaha
     
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    redheads arent that stupid.....just blondes
     
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    If you don't think that's funny, just get the hell outta here!
     
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    hahaha