Prepare your turkey the "Ozzie" way!

OK. Here's how to prepare that Thanksgiving turkey:

• Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
• Put turkey in the oven
• Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
• Set the degree at 375 ovens
• Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
• Turn oven the on
• Take 4 whisks of drinky
• Turk the bastey
• Whiskey another bottle of get
• Stick a turkey in the thermometer
• Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
• Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
• Take the oven out of the turkey
• Floor the turkey up off of the pick
• Turk the carvey
• Get yourself another scottle of botch
• Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
• Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 

*sniff* traditional Irish family dinner

 

rotglmao!!! this is good!!

 

hahaha...i dont like that because theres no shoving of food in your face in there! hahaha

 

Damm i felt it after i 4 takey wiskey drinkey

Im not think as drunk i am:bottom:

im sorry officer but theres no blood in my alchole stream :beerchug:

 

sounds like a recipie for dealing with the inlaws. I must try this out. :headspin:

 

Ozzie, I Am Coming To Your Place For Dinner!

 

HaaHAA! You're more than welcome, MOL. You'd find the place dark, though. I'm gettin' out of Dodge! :yahoo:

 

X2

 

Hahahaha!!!! I have that very same recipe!!!!! :rofl:

 

Why is the Rum gone?


Hide the Rum......

 

Looks Like I'm Going To Rons Instead.

 

If I wasn't going to be in Vegas, I'd come over to Ozzie.

 

sounds alot like my plan, but i'm just gonna watch the turkey being prepared and do the same thing

 

Dang Oz that sounds good!

Your recipe looks impossible to screw up

 

No wonder Ron's so skinny... he told us HE does all the cooking... ah, the truth comes out...

 

Dammm ron you drive maureen to drinking LOL

You better hide the rum :stars:

 

Ya, he was giving her a hard time... he had a complex and had to buy a big truck and trailer... something to the fact he said hers was BIGGER or something like that... guess he couldn't deal with just being faster!

 

Since Ron is cooking
over go have to and wishk of drinky i have :stars: :beer:

 

....ya, it'll make it taste better... at least until tomorrow!