Prepare your turkey the "Ozzie" way!

[Ozzie]

OK. Here's how to prepare that Thanksgiving turkey:

• Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
• Put turkey in the oven
• Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
• Set the degree at 375 ovens
• Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
• Turn oven the on
• Take 4 whisks of drinky
• Turk the bastey
• Whiskey another bottle of get
• Stick a turkey in the thermometer
• Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
• Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
• Take the oven out of the turkey
• Floor the turkey up off of the pick
• Turk the carvey
• Get yourself another scottle of botch
• Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
• Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 

[Mains]

*sniff* traditional Irish family dinner

 

[LegMaker]

rotglmao!!! this is good!!

 

[StevoSRT]

hahaha...i dont like that because theres no shoving of food in your face in there! hahaha

 

[nevinsrt]

Damm i felt it after i 4 takey wiskey drinkey

Im not think as drunk i am:bottom:

im sorry officer but theres no blood in my alchole stream :beerchug:

 

[Paulie]

sounds like a recipie for dealing with the inlaws. I must try this out. :headspin:

 

[MOL]

Ozzie, I Am Coming To Your Place For Dinner!

 

[Ozzie]

HaaHAA! You're more than welcome, MOL. You'd find the place dark, though. I'm gettin' out of Dodge! :yahoo:

 

[1bad4dr]

Ozzie, I Am Coming To Your Place For Dinner!

X2

 

[mrssrt10]

OK. Here's how to prepare that Thanksgiving turkey:

• Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
• Put turkey in the oven
• Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
• Set the degree at 375 ovens
• Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
• Turn oven the on
• Take 4 whisks of drinky
• Turk the bastey
• Whiskey another bottle of get
• Stick a turkey in the thermometer
• Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
• Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
• Take the oven out of the turkey
• Floor the turkey up off of the pick
• Turk the carvey
• Get yourself another scottle of botch
• Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
• Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Hahahaha!!!! I have that very same recipe!!!!! :rofl:

 

[1bad4dr]

Hahahaha!!!! I have that very same recipe!!!!! :rofl:

Why is the Rum gone?


Hide the Rum......

 

[MOL]

Looks Like I'm Going To Rons Instead.

 

[HalV48]

If I wasn't going to be in Vegas, I'd come over to Ozzie.

 

[Dysphagia]

sounds alot like my plan, but i'm just gonna watch the turkey being prepared and do the same thing

 

[Trojan]

Dang Oz that sounds good!

Your recipe looks impossible to screw up

 

[Stretch]

No wonder Ron's so skinny... he told us HE does all the cooking... ah, the truth comes out...

 

[nevinsrt]

Why is the Rum gone?


Hide the Rum......

Dammm ron you drive maureen to drinking LOL

You better hide the rum :stars:

 

[Stretch]

Dammm ron you drive maureen to drinking LOL

You better hide the rum :stars:

Ya, he was giving her a hard time... he had a complex and had to buy a big truck and trailer... something to the fact he said hers was BIGGER or something like that... guess he couldn't deal with just being faster!

 

[nevinsrt]

No wonder Ron's so skinny... he told us HE does all the cooking... ah, the truth comes out...

Since Ron is cooking
over go have to and wishk of drinky i have :stars: :beer:

 

[Stretch]

Since Ron is cooking
over go have to and wishk of drinky i have :stars: :beer:

....ya, it'll make it taste better... at least until tomorrow!