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My wife and I are at Rick's, babysitting his daughter while he and his wife are out for a nice dinner... I'm using his computer, drank one of his beers, and his coffee, and am sitting in his chair. Fed his pooch and played "Dora The Explorer", read a "Dora" book and acted like a child again with our godchild.

Oh... and took a giant dump in his bathroom that I have yet to flush.

Although I don't think swirling water will scour-off the tire tracks and skid marks on the side of the bowl.
 
MotherMopar said:
My wife and I are at Rick's, babysitting his daughter while he and his wife are out for a nice dinner... I'm using his computer, drank one of his beers, and his coffee, and am sitting in his chair. Fed his pooch and played "Dora The Explorer", read a "Dora" book and acted like a child again with our godchild.

Oh... and took a giant dump in his bathroom that I have yet to flush.

Although I don't think swirling water will scour-off the tire tracks and skid marks on the side of the bowl.
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hahahahahahaha
 
You outta leave it for him...
 
Damn Jason, way to show your love buddy! That is just phuggin hilarious!
Chase
 
I worked at Webb Equipment Co at 10th and K from 1975 to 1977. Was the oldest Allis Chalmers tractor dealer in the country, and the largest Wisconsin Industrial engines dealer too. The building was very old. They actually made puffed wheat there. And it actually was shot from guns like cannons.
 
Take pictures of yourself in his underwear and leave them in the drawer with his underwear.


Get's 'em every time.
 
HalV48 said:
I worked at Webb Equipment Co at 10th and K from 1975 to 1977. Was the oldest Allis Chalmers tractor dealer in the country, and the largest Wisconsin Industrial engines dealer too. The building was very old. They actually made puffed wheat there. And it actually was shot from guns like cannons.
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Wow, Hal. That's just great. Did they give you free cereal? I'll bet those same people have a nice room for you that's padded, and the nurses will give you sponge baths!

*folks, I hate to say this, but this statement was so far off base and off topic (yes even for me), that I think the alzheimers is setting in... just be kind, nod and agree with everything Hal says from now on*
 
Bud said:
Thanks Jason....and Yvonne. I'm sitting here in a fuking food coma....pant's unbuttoned and bloated. It felt good to go out to an incredible dinner down in the Gaslamp District of San Diego. We ate at a restaurant called "Soleil @ K" in the Marriott and then had a drink on the 40th floor roof top bar over looking the bay, Petco park and the city...awesome bar called "Altitude".
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Rick. Please. No need to thank us. She's our Godchild. You're all family.

And I drank the last October Fest, BTW.

Also, you need to start a thread on your Predator tweak.
 
The ///Man said:
Take pictures of yourself in his underwear and leave them in the drawer with his underwear.


Get's 'em every time.
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this could rank up there with the original leopard skin undies pic...... wait, maybe those were ricks as well.......:prop:
 
dahahahahahahaha Way to go Jason......

Rick,

The Altitude is the BOMB brotha... Was their last year for the Speed festival... woot.
 
MotherMopar said:
Wow, Hal. That's just great. Did they give you free cereal? I'll bet those same people have a nice room for you that's padded, and the nurses will give you sponge baths!

*folks, I hate to say this, but this statement was so far off base and off topic (yes even for me), that I think the alzheimers is setting in... just be kind, nod and agree with everything Hal says from now on*
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10th and K is part of Petco Park now. The reference was that it was a few blocks from Soleil @ K.

The cannons ended up at the Brass Rail. They where converted to Gerbal cannons.
 
HalV48 said:
10th and K is part of Petco Park now. The reference was that it was a few blocks from Soleil @ K.

The cannons ended up at the Brass Rail. They where converted to Gerbal cannons.
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written from a frequent user...:stars:
 
holy crap batman! we've stumbled upon a virtual poopatorium in here!
 
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