More Interesting Mathematics-Male Humor

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore...

    women = time x money (1)

    Secondly, we know that time is money, so

    women = money x money = money ^ 2 (2)

    Thirdly, it is said that money is the root of all evil, so

    money = square root of evil = evil ^ 1/2 (3)

    Squaring both sides of equation (3) yields,

    money ^ 2 = evil (4)

    Thus, substituting equation (4) into equation (2), we find that

    women = evil :rip:
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i opened a can once.
     
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    lol
     
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    URToast Freed Speak

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    You got way too much time on your hands!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    no but i have to work some time :grin:
     
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    wow thats sweet but true lol