Miracle Grow

[cherbear]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...


"It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'."

 

[Cygnus]

lol

 

[LegMaker]

rotglmao!!!

 

[StevoSRT]

OOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha

 

[1bad4dr]

rotglmfao........

 

[klutch]

Lol!

 

[LegMaker]

hey, is this what you were talking about ron?????...............mmmmmmm

 

[1bad4dr]

hey, is this what you were talking about ron?????...............mmmmmmm

huh? I don't need miracle grow. My tuna can is just fine. lmao

 

[LegMaker]

ummmm that is not what i have heard from the SD crowd........

 

[Ozzie]

It's 'Miracle Grow'."

BwaaaaaHaaa! Good one! :rofl2:

 

[diegochrysler]

huh? I don't need miracle grow. My tuna can is just fine. lmao

RIGHT ON RON,

As long as you can touch all sides baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron you truely are Mexican "PRIMO" I have to send you some Mexican Jumping Beans..

 

[Stretch]

Jason tride the Miracle Grow for his hair treatment... no hair, but his scalp turned a nice pretty green for about a week!

 

[1bad4dr]

RIGHT ON RON,

As long as you can touch all sides baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron you truely are Mexican "PRIMO" I have to send you some Mexican Jumping Beans..

dahahaha

Good thing I am Italian..

I always tell my Mexican friends I am merely a RICH Mexican. bwahahahaha

 

[diegochrysler]

Jason tride the Miracle Grow for his hair treatment... no hair, but his scalp turned a nice pretty green for about a week!

I thought it was the Cheea Pet seeds he put on his melon that turned it GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laser:

 

[cherbear]

dahahaha

Good thing I am Italian..

I always tell my Mexican friends I am merely a RICH Mexican. bwahahahaha

:rofl:

 

[BrilliantBlackHemi]

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[Stretch]

I thought it was the Cheea Pet seeds he put on his melon that turned it GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laser:

With his once amonth showers, he had trouble keeping them watered!