Mexican First Aid

[nevinsrt]

Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite
cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see
this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down
some menudo.

Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese, shall we help her?" "Well
Yeah", said Luis.

Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you
briffe (breathe)?" She shook her head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook
her head no.

With that Francisco helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and
licked her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo
and began to breathe with great relief.

Francisco turned to his friend Luis with a smile and said, "Orale ese,
see that "Hind Lick Maneuver" works every time"

 

[MotherMopar]

I wasn't choking when Ryan tried this on me! WTF?!?!

 

[HoP Racing]

8/10. Good one

 

[StevoSRT]

hahahaha...she loved it!

 

[LegMaker]

too funny.....

 

[diegochrysler]

I wasn't choking when Ryan tried this on me! WTF?!?!

Jason I didn't know you could choke on a grain of rice!!!!!!!!!! Just ask RICK and DREW no acting needed for their assistance:friends:

 

[LegMaker]

ryan.........

 

[OurZoo]

F u n n y !

 

[MotherMopar]

ryan.........

BAN HIM!

 

[diegochrysler]

ryan.........

That is about as clean as it gets and I'm getting a RYAN................I'm calling Jesse Jackson tomorrow to get more minorities on this staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!:zorro:

 

[MotherMopar]

That is about as clean as it gets and I'm getting a RYAN................I'm calling Jesse Jackson tomorrow to get more minorities on this staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!:zorro:

Hmmm... this gives me an idea to prove that I'm the King of Off Topic.

 

[diegochrysler]

Hmmm... this gives me an idea to prove that I'm the QUEENY of Off Topic.

I totally agree with you buddy ol pal ol friend:thumb3::no::thumb3::no:

 

[Stretch]

That is about as clean as it gets and I'm getting a RYAN................I'm calling Jesse Jackson tomorrow to get more minorities on this staff!!!!!!!!!!!!!:zorro:

Wrong group pancho...

 

[MotherMopar]

Wrong group pancho...

I think he meant to say La Raza.

 

[Stretch]

Lol!

 

[cherbear]

:laugh:

 

[diegochrysler]

Wrong group SHERWIN...

We "OTHERS" are all minorities you 5th grade SHREKKKKKKKKK. Never said I was looking to bolster the 50% Mexican birth rate in CALI baby.

 

[diegochrysler]

I think he meant to say Tony Larussa!

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