Mains commentary thread...

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by Mains, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. Mains

    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    Think of it as an advice column. Ask a question and you shall receive.
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Why does my wife say I need a teepee for my bunghole?
     
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    i got this rash....................
     
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    Are Honda's made of parts from a go-kart?
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Ok ok, a serious one.

    Dear Mains,

    If a tuba player and a bagpiper took a run at each other with all due speed, what exactly would happen upon point of impact ? ( for your calculations, please keep in mind the piper traditionally goes "regimental", and, the tuba player is capable of expanding his cheeks like a retarded monkey on crack trying to get that last nut lovingly secured )
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    It worries me that your wife is able to realize you need to wipe. It is either because of very poor "housekeeping" or she is doing acts on you that the broad population would frown upone.
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    lol
     
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    tossed salad, oh you in some sh*t now!!!
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    go-karts and shifter carts are known for low displacement and high reving motors to get the task complete. Have you ever noticed when you hit the sweet spot on a go-kart it is usually between 9,800 rpm and 10,000 rpm the tone changes... yeah that is vtec...
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Oh good. I understand now. I should wipe my ass before I sit down on the household appliances. Thanks MAINS!
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    That is the sign of the apocalypses
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    :rofl:

    A-ha I knew it!
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    If a snail is infused with a turtle... what would happen?
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    the outcome has been greatly speculated. Researchers at Harvard have come to the conclusion that nothing good could happen of this mixture. The mixture is believe to have created Nevin's car.
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    :fear: lol
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    Why are Neon SRT-4's called Skittles?

    When not all colors are Skittle related colors.
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    Outstanding question!
    Personally I would not eat a silver skittle, something about the taste of mercury sets me back.

    With the rebirth of the VW Beetle a new kind of enthusiest entered the market. However known for being oversensitive, and usually cry when you look at them cross eyed the phase "skittle" was withdrawn from being a reference towards those cars. At that point the title of skittle went immediately to neons considering their round nature of the construction of the automobile.

    So in short. Neon owners are more secure about themselves then the VW crowd.

    :good:
     
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    Good answer! Thanks!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    OMFG LMFAO :thongue2:
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    quit licking walls
    you know theres lead in the paint :unsure::bag:

    Windows are better