Katie Holmes is Screwed!!

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  1. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    For those who didn't know...(like me) Scientology often speaks of intergalactic civilizations, xenu the intergalactic dictator, and humans transported to earth 75mill years ago in airplanes and dropped off at the base of volcanoes where they were decimated by atomic bombs.... Sounds awesome! Where do I sign? LOL
     
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    Makes sense to me.:wacko:
     
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    If anyone watches south park...theres a Scientology episode (i suggest you watch it at allsp.com)...theres a part that explains Scientology in the episode and they have to put on the screen (THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGIEST BELIEVE) because nobody would believe its true and think it was just some random crap Matt and Trey made up hahahahahaha...thats how freakin screwy they are...
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    I am now DUMBER having listened to that...


    lmao "Either you are onboard or offboard. If you are Onboard, then you are onboard like the rest of us."


    WOW, really, ya think? dahahahaha
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Even weirder is John Travolta is on this crazy train too. I can see Tom Cruise being a wacko (especially after the Oprah couch-jumping debacle) but I thought Travolta was smarter than that.
     
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    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Now their saying Ron L Hubbards Frozen sperm is what got Katie Pregnant, no kidding
     
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    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    L Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer, and not a very good one. Enough said.
     
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    please tell me that is just a joke...if thats true then i think its time we toss them in the volcanoes hahaha
     
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    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Well Cavino and Rich says it's true so it must be, right!!!
     
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    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Tom Cruise baby Katie Holmes impregnated with the sperm of dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard"

    Biographer Andrew Morton also claims Cruise’s former wife, Nicole Kidman, fears the release of tapes made with Scientologists revealing intimate sexual details.


    Cruise has strongly denied the claims and has already instructed lawyers to draw up a $110 million lawsuit against the book’s publisher, St Martin’s Press.

    Andrew Morton’s wild claims include that Cruise’s 20-month-old daughter, Suri, was conceived “like Rosemary’s Baby” - with wife Katie Holmes impregnated with the sperm of dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

    The book, due out next Tuesday, may not be published in England because of defamation laws...

    http://selflaugh.wordpress.com/2008/...l-ron-hubbard/
     
  12. vvv90

    vvv90 She's a Ho...For show....

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    That's funny Ron, that's exactly when I turned it off.

    What a fuckin nut!

    It almost made me throw up how selfish everything he said was. "I, us, me, me me, I'm, we're (scientologists), me me me!!!"


    Gimme a freakin' break. You could even see in his eyes he was just babbling some bullshit and making it up as he went along.
     
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    Exactly my sentiment as well. Brainwashing at it's most severe.
     
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    stitchmonkey MASTER OF DISASTER!

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    Ahhh Hollywood playground for Scientology their headquarters ar down there somewhere. Wingnuts everyone of them.
     
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    wat a fukkin wack job
     
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    stitchmonkey MASTER OF DISASTER!

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    Ditto! this is why I won't pay to see his movies or by his DVDs, I just found out this Kook runs United Artists...
     
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    Vadersrt4 Screwed @ Birth

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    Amazing what you can get people to believe in with religion ...
     
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    I didn't know that! UA?? Money and freaks don't mix well.
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    You know something like that's just gotta be true. I'll buy it, besides I remember reading somewhere that Tom Cruise is sterile and that's why Nicole Kidman divorced him. Baby L Ron has a nice ring to it don't ya think? :dumb: