This isn't the post whore thread....dork... I don't know what I'd be, but I'd want my wife to be a blow-fish.....:fear:
I'd be a SLOTH.... a very FAT, slow, Sloth..... :blush: I'd just "hang out" all day. AND GET ALL THE CHICKS! http://www.maniacworld.com/Alfa-Romeo-Sloth.html
Wait just one second...that idea has some merit! I mean vasectomies are reversible right. With a vasectomy you could actually f*(k every thing and get away with it, without having to chase cars and smell others butts...:hmm: Problem solved.