How to be politically correct...

How to be politically correct about women:
1. She’s not doll, babe or sweety, she’s “a person gifted with breastsâ€￾.
2. She’s not easy, she’s just “accessible horizontallyâ€￾.
3. Not a dumb blond, only a “a person with brightly colored hair who hasn’t kept herself informedâ€￾.
4. She’s not the ex, just “a person whose company I enjoyedâ€￾.
5. She’s not bugging you, she only “verbally repeats herselfâ€￾.
6. She’s not a hooker you picked off the highway, she’s just a “a provider with discounted pricesâ€￾.
7. She’s not a bad cook, she’s “only compatible with the microwave ovenâ€￾.
8. She’s not wearing many jewels, she’s just “burdened with metalâ€￾.
9. She’s not a narcissist, she’s only “over preoccupied by her qualitiesâ€￾.
10. She’s not gotten fat, she’s just “went over her metabolic thresholdâ€￾.
11. She’s not teasing or flirting, she’s just “engaging in artificial stimulationâ€￾.
12. She’s not anorexic, only “preeminently skeleton-likeâ€￾.
13. She doesn’t hate football or sports, she’s just “ignorant, from an athletic point of viewâ€￾.
14. She’s not just cold nor frigid, you can call her “inaccessible from a thermal point of viewâ€￾.
15. She doesn’t have a lot of make-up, she just “reached cosmetic saturationâ€￾.
How to be politically correct about men:
1. He’s not an alcoholic, he just “developed an impressive quality of storing alcoholâ€￾.
2. He’s not a terrible dancer but merely “overly caucasianâ€￾.
3. He’s not wondering all the times, he’s only “exploring alternative destinationsâ€￾.
4. He’s not going bald, he’s had “regressive pilosityâ€￾.
5. That’s not a hole in his pants, it’s only “a back cleavageâ€￾.

 

1. She’s not doll, babe or sweety, she’s “a person gifted with breasts”.

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