*note - recognition for the following work is forwarded to MADDOG*
Breaking News - Santa's Little Helper Loses His Life
Chris, affectionately known to all as "LegMaker" on .SRTConnection; apparently, overcome with mod fever, deliberately and intentionally defied Santa's orders and opened one of his gifts early.
Eager to modify his car, he unwrapped a present, then tried to cover it up with an attempted re-wrap with a spare box lying about in his garage. The gift giver, his distraught wife, uncovered this heinous crime and set about to pay Chris back for his transgression. Chris, at the time, was under his car - supported by the cheapest of jackstands purchased by this same wife as a Christmas present last year - and unaware that he had been caught out. His weeping and hysterical wife rushed out into the garage and began screaming and pounding on the car, witnesses later reported. The cheap jackstands, barely able to support the car, collapsed under the assault.
Police questioned witnesses and the distraught wife, then issued a written warning to the now widowed Mrs. LegMaker in which she has been constrained from purchasing car modification parts for any future spouse forever.
Services will be privately held this Friday. The family requests that no flowers should be sent and donations may be given on Chris's behalf to the MADDOG MOD FUND.
In Memorium - 12/18/2007
let this be a lesson to us all....... buy better jack stands!!!! lol
Breaking News - Santa's Little Helper Loses His Life
Chris, affectionately known to all as "LegMaker" on .SRTConnection; apparently, overcome with mod fever, deliberately and intentionally defied Santa's orders and opened one of his gifts early.
Eager to modify his car, he unwrapped a present, then tried to cover it up with an attempted re-wrap with a spare box lying about in his garage. The gift giver, his distraught wife, uncovered this heinous crime and set about to pay Chris back for his transgression. Chris, at the time, was under his car - supported by the cheapest of jackstands purchased by this same wife as a Christmas present last year - and unaware that he had been caught out. His weeping and hysterical wife rushed out into the garage and began screaming and pounding on the car, witnesses later reported. The cheap jackstands, barely able to support the car, collapsed under the assault.
Police questioned witnesses and the distraught wife, then issued a written warning to the now widowed Mrs. LegMaker in which she has been constrained from purchasing car modification parts for any future spouse forever.
Services will be privately held this Friday. The family requests that no flowers should be sent and donations may be given on Chris's behalf to the MADDOG MOD FUND.
In Memorium - 12/18/2007
let this be a lesson to us all....... buy better jack stands!!!! lol
