here is what happens when you defy the wife at x-mas...

*note - recognition for the following work is forwarded to MADDOG*

Breaking News - Santa's Little Helper Loses His Life

Chris, affectionately known to all as "LegMaker" on .SRTConnection; apparently, overcome with mod fever, deliberately and intentionally defied Santa's orders and opened one of his gifts early.

Eager to modify his car, he unwrapped a present, then tried to cover it up with an attempted re-wrap with a spare box lying about in his garage. The gift giver, his distraught wife, uncovered this heinous crime and set about to pay Chris back for his transgression. Chris, at the time, was under his car - supported by the cheapest of jackstands purchased by this same wife as a Christmas present last year - and unaware that he had been caught out. His weeping and hysterical wife rushed out into the garage and began screaming and pounding on the car, witnesses later reported. The cheap jackstands, barely able to support the car, collapsed under the assault.

Police questioned witnesses and the distraught wife, then issued a written warning to the now widowed Mrs. LegMaker in which she has been constrained from purchasing car modification parts for any future spouse forever.

Services will be privately held this Friday. The family requests that no flowers should be sent and donations may be given on Chris's behalf to the MADDOG MOD FUND.

In Memorium - 12/18/2007


let this be a lesson to us all....... buy better jack stands!!!! lol

 

hahahahaha...YOU WERE ASKIN FOR IT!

 

never!!!! i have been BEGGING!!!!

 

hahaha...ONE MORE WEEK!

 

stop, it is already bad enough!!!

 

well my friend...if it makes you feel any better...my hammer wont come till at least mid jan...and i wont be able to put it in till like march/april hahaha

 

Reminds me of something vaguely reminiscent...

"Instant Karma, dumbass!"

 

Hahhahahaahaa, that's hilarious Chris! Of course you know Stevo posted 100 times while you were typing this up.

 

TIME heals everything, even DUMBASS things like this..........

Just remember this my friend:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

 

LMAO...patience Hell...I'm gonna mod sumthin'!!!

 

spoken like a true married man ... AND I FULLY AGREE!! LOL!! :worthy::worthy::worthy:

 

My husband (whitefwdsm) has been trying to figure out what I have gotten him also. I had the items shipped to my sisters house that way he didn't see where they came from.

 

Eeeek. Chris...you suck. You should have conferred with the team again before this latest attempt at trickery.

 

I do not buy Ron car stuff (mods) for xmas for just this reason!!! If he wants something done on the car for xmas I tell him "ok... merry chirstmas" then the rest is up to him!!!

 

Not only a post ho but now a gift ho......:fear:

 

So, Chris.... seems like there is more to the story! Were you able to complete said modification of your car???? :laugh:

 

no kidding..... the guy is a posting machine.....:crying::worthy:

 

kinda my thoughts too!!!! :drool:

 

i never learn the easy way......:bang:

 

ahhhhhh bite me larry!!! :laugh:

obviously talking to your hubby tonight weren't you!!!!