Griswald X-Mas contest!

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OK people...
I know it's not even Turkey day yet, but here's the deal. Starting the Official Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation house decorating Thread.
Rules:

1. There are no freaking rules! Lol! J/K...
2. Actually there are... it has to be YOUR house, so no Ryan, you can't submit a picture of the White House.
3. Contest will end on December 23rd. Momo won't be allowed on the computer on X-Mas Eve, so he will want to see the winner.
4. Rick... no breaking out the Gilly suit and stealing all my decorations!
5. Lastly... no cardboard dog houses...
6. Setting the neighbor's house on fire and taking a picture of the "Pretty Light" doesn't count either Moe!
7. Having 40 of you nearest relatives from Home Depot, holding candles in your front yard is OK... but it won't win you any awards Ryan...
8. No Ron... you can't put your lights on the car and put it in the trailer... we won't be able to see it!
9. Larry... painting the local water tower to defend your sister's honor is not decorating...
and lastly...
10. Wooden legs proped up in the gutters of your house is unique, but not a very classy decoration for Christmas. BTW... Chris, don't use red bulbs in your strands of lights... you won't be able to tell if they are burnt out!

 

[mrssrt10]

OK people...
I know it's not even Turkey day yet, but here's the deal. Starting the Official Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation house decorating Thread.
Rules:

1. There are no freaking rules! Lol! J/K...
2. Actually there are... it has to be YOUR house, so no Ryan, you can't submit a picture of the White House.
3. Contest will end on December 23rd. Momo won't be allowed on the computer on X-Mas Eve, so he will want to see the winner.
4. Rick... no breaking out the Gilly suit and steeling all my decorations!
5. Lastly... no cardboard dog houses...
6. Setting the neighbor's house on fire and taking a picture of the "Pretty Light" doesn't count either Moe!
7. Having 40 of you nearest relatives from Home Depot, holding candles in your front yard is OK... but it won't win you any awards Ryan...
8. No Ron... you can't put your lights on the car and put it in the trailer... we won't be able to see it!
9. Larry... painting the local water tower to defend your sister's honor is not decorating...
and lastly...
10. Wooden legs proped up in the gutters of your house is unique, but not a very classy decoration for Christmas. BTW... Chris, don't use red bulbs in your strans of lights... you won't be able to tell if they are burnt out![/QUOTE]


Hahahaha!!! That sounds like something Ron (or I) would say!!! Very nice, Drew!!!

Actually, I like your idea!! Would be interesting to see just how far some of you guys would go!!!! :imao:

 

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OK people...
I know it's not even Turkey day yet, but here's the deal. Starting the Official Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation house decorating Thread.
Rules:

1. There are no freaking rules! Lol! J/K...
2. Actually there are... it has to be YOUR house, so no Ryan, you can't submit a picture of the White House.
3. Contest will end on December 23rd. Momo won't be allowed on the computer on X-Mas Eve, so he will want to see the winner.
4. Rick... no breaking out the Gilly suit and steeling all my decorations!
5. Lastly... no cardboard dog houses...
6. Setting the neighbor's house on fire and taking a picture of the "Pretty Light" doesn't count either Moe!
7. Having 40 of you nearest relatives from Home Depot, holding candles in your front yard is OK... but it won't win you any awards Ryan...
8. No Ron... you can't put your lights on the car and put it in the trailer... we won't be able to see it!
9. Larry... painting the local water tower to defend your sister's honor is not decorating...
and lastly...
10. Wooden legs proped up in the gutters of your house is unique, but not a very classy decoration for Christmas. BTW... Chris, don't use red bulbs in your strans of lights... you won't be able to tell if they are burnt out![/QUOTE]


Hahahaha!!! That sounds like something Ron (or I) would say!!! Very nice, Drew!!!

Actually, I like your idea!! Would be interesting to see just how far some of you guys would go!!!! :imao:

Halloween was just a tease...I herd Momo was breaking out the GOOD cardboard this year! ...and if he's good, Mrs Momo will let him use the sharp scissors too!

 

[mrssrt10]

Halloween was just a tease...I herd Momo was breaking out the GOOD cardboard this year! ...and if he's good, Mrs Momo will let him use the sharp scissors too!

Hmmmm.... Not aware of what he did for Halloween.... :huh:

 

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Hmmmm.... Not aware of what he did for Halloween.... :huh:

If he gets permission to log on... maybe we can get him to post some of his pictures...

 

[mrssrt10]

If he gets permission to log on... maybe we can get him to post some of his pictures...

He was on late last night!!! Ron thought perhaps Yvonne had gone into labor!!!! Hahaha

 

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He was on late last night!!! Ron thought perhaps Yvonne had gone into labor!!!! Hahaha

Lol! That's one way to get permission! Just tried calling his home and cell... no answer.. hope everything is cool with Mama!

 

[Quick]

Hmmmm.... Not aware of what he did for Halloween.... :huh:

That was the problem. No one else was either so he decided to step it up for Xmas.

 

[LegMaker]

holy chit drew, now this is some funny stuff!!! man, it is easy to see which of us you seem to "know" better than others!!! hahahahahaha

i will have my pics posted the first weekend in dec. that is my traditional house decorating weekend!!! woohoo!!!

 

[Mains]

OK people...
I know it's not even Turkey day yet, but here's the deal. Starting the Official Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation house decorating Thread.
Rules:

1. There are no freaking rules! Lol! J/K...
2. Actually there are... it has to be YOUR house, so no Ryan, you can't submit a picture of the White House.
3. Contest will end on December 23rd. Momo won't be allowed on the computer on X-Mas Eve, so he will want to see the winner.
4. Rick... no breaking out the Gilly suit and steeling all my decorations!
5. Lastly... no cardboard dog houses...
6. Setting the neighbor's house on fire and taking a picture of the "Pretty Light" doesn't count either Moe!
7. Having 40 of you nearest relatives from Home Depot, holding candles in your front yard is OK... but it won't win you any awards Ryan...
8. No Ron... you can't put your lights on the car and put it in the trailer... we won't be able to see it!
9. Larry... painting the local water tower to defend your sister's honor is not decorating...
and lastly...
10. Wooden legs proped up in the gutters of your house is unique, but not a very classy decoration for Christmas. BTW... Chris, don't use red bulbs in your strans of lights... you won't be able to tell if they are burnt out!

I ween regardless... dec 23rd is my bday

 

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I ween regardless... dec 23rd is my bday

Mine's on Turkey Day this year.

 

[MotherMopar]

OK people...
I know it's not even Turkey day yet, but here's the deal. Starting the Official Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation house decorating Thread.
Rules:

1. There are no freaking rules! Lol! J/K...
2. Actually there are... it has to be YOUR house, so no Ryan, you can't submit a picture of the White House.
3. Contest will end on December 23rd. Momo won't be allowed on the computer on X-Mas Eve, so he will want to see the winner.
4. Rick... no breaking out the Gilly suit and stealing all my decorations!
5. Lastly... no cardboard dog houses...
6. Setting the neighbor's house on fire and taking a picture of the "Pretty Light" doesn't count either Moe!
7. Having 40 of you nearest relatives from Home Depot, holding candles in your front yard is OK... but it won't win you any awards Ryan...
8. No Ron... you can't put your lights on the car and put it in the trailer... we won't be able to see it!
9. Larry... painting the local water tower to defend your sister's honor is not decorating...
and lastly...
10. Wooden legs proped up in the gutters of your house is unique, but not a very classy decoration for Christmas. BTW... Chris, don't use red bulbs in your strands of lights... you won't be able to tell if they are burnt out!

Drew, I have to give you credit. This was the first funny thread you've ever authored. Kudos to you Sir... especially when you bash Ryan's ethnicity... truly priceless. LMAO! Oh Ryan... we love you so much, we hurt you.

Secondly, Yvonne is NOT in labor. Although her stomach is as hard as a basketball and twice as big!

Drew, I was working today. I know you're unfamiliar with the term, but... well, see your other thread for my response. Putz.

I swear, if I'm not on here 24/7, I can't catch up! Post hoes.

My Halloween decorations, FYI, centered around my dogs being KILLERS. Made a spooky dog house, beware of dog sign, blood, body parts, etc. Then the fires (heavy ash) and winds fuked everything up.

I was thinking of redeeming myself with Christmas decorations. Just gotta get permission to buy the stuff I need for "MOMO's CHRISTMAS COUP DE GRACE"!!!

 

[MotherMopar]

Mine's on Turkey Day this year.

How friggin befitting is that?!?!

 

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Drew, I have to give you credit. This was the first funny thread you've ever authored. Kudos to you Sir... especially when you bash Ryan's ethnicity... truly priceless. LMAO! Oh Ryan... we love you so much, we hurt you.

Secondly, Yvonne is NOT in labor. Although her stomach is as hard as a basketball and twice as big!

Drew, I was working today. I know you're unfamiliar with the term, but... well, see your other thread for my response. Putz.

I swear, if I'm not on here 24/7, I can't catch up! Post hoes.

My Halloween decorations, FYI, centered around my dogs being KILLERS. Made a spooky dog house, beware of dog sign, blood, body parts, etc. Then the fires (heavy ash) and winds fuked everything up.

I was thinking of redeeming myself with Christmas decorations. Just gotta get permission to buy the stuff I need for "MOMO's CHRISTMAS COUP DE GRACE"!!!

Come see me, I have a lot of extra lights, etc. ...better yet, just do like Ryan and "borrow" the neighbors. Bad enough to steal from them, but he even plugs extension cords into their house to use their electricity to power them.... geesh! Wheat Bread!

 

[StevoSRT]

there was a house that made the xmas vacation house look dull...but the guy moved or died (i forget which one) and its just a shell of its former self...i wish i had pics :dumb:

 

[LegMaker]

Come see me, I have a lot of extra lights, etc. ...better yet, just do like Ryan and "borrow" the neighbors. Bad enough to steal from them, but he even plugs extension cords into their house to use their electricity to power them.... geesh! Wheat Bread!

classic!!!!!

 

[MotherMopar]

classic!!!!!

You think he's kidding?!?! Ryan and I had to meet with some US Attorney today and all 3 of us went to lunch... the eatery only accepted cash, I had none... I asked Ryan if he could spot me, as he said he had cash... before i know it, Ryan has the US Attorney convinced NEITHER of us has cash and the attorney buys both of us lunch!

Manipulation like that isn't learned, Chris, its fuking genetic!!!

 

[diegochrysler]

You think he's kidding?!?! Ryan and I had to meet with some US Attorney today and all 3 of us went to lunch... the eatery only accepted cash, I had none... I asked Ryan if he could spot me, as he said he had cash... before i know it, Ryan has the US Attorney convinced NEITHER of us has cash and the attorney buys both of us lunch!

Manipulation like that isn't learned, Chris, its fuking genetic!!!

Jason,

You lying little BYTCH! You (WHITEY) asked me "FLAMING BEEF & BEAN BURRITO" to borrow money, because somehow you didn't have any cash on you for the 20th time! I tell you yes I got it. The next thing I know Jason is asking if I want a COKE, COOKIES, CHIPS, EXTRA MAYO(cum to your own conclusion on that one), the 4 inch X 2 inch pickle(JASON grabbed two and put them in his pockets, never saw him eat them, HUH!) and at least 50 tooth picks. I got a sandwich and water and I turn around and Jason is standing at the register with the AUSA and has the balls, wait scratch that, has the nerve to tell me hurry up we're paying. READ THE SECOND AND THIRD SENTENCE AGAIN! I had no idea the AUSA was going to pay for me. Jason sits next to me with his lunch that is testing the weight limit of the plate much less the plastic cafeteria tray. He stuffs the 10 extra spoons,knifes, forks and napkins in his jacket pocket and off he goes to meet with the AUSA in his office. Then we meet up at my car to go check out a couple of address and the PUCKING guy pulls out a handfull of mints he took for the AUSA's office. Can you say, "WINONA RYDER!" I was truely taken back. Tomorrow I'm locking everything up at my desk (paperclips, staples & rubberbands)

 

[diegochrysler]

Come see me, I have a lot of extra lights, etc. ...better yet, just do like Ryan and "borrow" the neighbors. Bad enough to steal from them, but he even plugs extension cords into their house to use their electricity to power them.... geesh! Wheat Bread!

Listen WILLIE NELSON,

Don't be jealous just because McGuyver was actually a spin off from a MEXICAN show starring JUAN CARLOS FRANCISCO ENRIQUE ISRAEL MATEO FERNANDEZ-LOPEZ-MARTINEZ-GONZALEZ de JESUS! We are the true handymen of the world. How many MEXICANS do you see on freeway off ramps much less street lights BEGGING for $ & food. No my friend we are busting ass (NOT FARTS, Okay maybe one every 20 seconds) and sweeting for every dollar we earn. We don't make asses out of ourselves due to us being lazy. I know we have a special permit much less DOT approved sign, so we can cross any interstate or freeway but must do it in 3's while running, but we try. I'm not saying everything we do in this country is correct, but damit we are here to stay until SPANISH is the official language of CA. :usflag:

 

[MotherMopar]

Listen WILLIE NELSON,

Don't be jealous just because McGuyver was actually a spin off from a MEXICAN show starring JUAN CARLOS FRANCISCO ENRIQUE ISRAEL MATEO FERNANDEZ-LOPEZ-MARTINEZ-GONZALEZ de JESUS! We are the true handymen of the world. How many MEXICANS do you see on freeway off ramps much less street lights BEGGING for $ & food. No my friend we are busting ass (NOT FARTS, Okay maybe one every 20 seconds) and sweeting for every dollar we earn. We don't make asses out of ourselves due to us being lazy. I know we have a special permit much less DOT approved sign, so we can cross any interstate or freeway but must do it in 3's while running, but we try. I'm not saying everything we do in this country is correct, but damit we are here to stay until SPANISH is the official language of CA. :usflag:

Does that sweating and earning include drug trafficking? Just curious.

And Ryan, who you trying to sht? You're as white as Drew's naked asz anyway... you own a Chrysler SRT8 and are more interested in going fast than throwing 24s on your ride... come on! :bottom: