Last night I was watching one of my all time favorite movies, Get Shorty, and there's a line in it I just LOVE ... "No, no, no, f*ck you f*ck ball!" I'm STILL laughing at that line and that actor that says it, he's hilarious in that movie! So it got me to thinking bout other great movie lines and I thought I'd see what everyone else thinks is great. They don't have to be funny ones either, whatever you like, just post up. Here's another one of my favorites ... "Hey, you know your last name is an adverb?" Lmao!
Both from Bad Boys ooooooorrrrrrrrrrr... this whole scene with the clerk LOL!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REujmHiQFo4
Tombstone: Ringo: Wretched slugs, don't any of you have the guts to play for blood? Doc: I'm your huckleberry.
Where the buffalo roam: Hunter S. Thompson: "I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me"
^^^ this is bat country. ahaha or the how to deal with a cop thats trying to pull you over at the end.
V for Vendetta: "people shouldn't be afraid of their government, government should be afraid of their people.."
Girls: I like to be in America OK by me in America Everything free in America Boys: For a small fee in America ------------ west side story....yeah, they wanted everything free back then too.
Blow (2001) George: It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had. George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek? Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it? George: Sell it. Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow. George: Just fucking sell it, Derek. Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year. [scene shift to interior Derek's bar surrounded by stacks of cash] Derek: 36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours. George: I think it's fair to say you underestimated the market, Derek. Derek: Right on. It's going to take us longer to count it than it did to sell it.
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day-in day-out, is the Church of Baseball. -- Annie Savoy, in Bull Durham There are 108 beads in a catholic rosary and 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. -- Annie Savoy Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p#ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.-- Crash Davis That movie is full of good ones.
"Veronica and I are going to try something called jogging. Actually it might be called "yogging." Might be a soft J." -Ron Burgundy - Anchorman
To add to what Stevo said about Bad Boys and the Clerk scene: "Mudda Bitches, I blow you.......then I blow you!!!" Airplane: Yes, I am serious - and quite calling me Shirley. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. (this could go on and on) Spaceballs: How many Assholes are on this ship? They've gone to Plaid. A Druish princess?
Deniro: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag. Imna kill ya, understand. Alotta Vagina: In Japan men come first and women come second AP: Or sometimes not at all. Rondney: Hey everyone, we all gonnan get LAID!!! Full Metal Jacket: Did you parents have any children that lived?
Smokey and the Bandit Sheriff Branford... "The fact that you are a sheriff in Texas is not jermain to the situation" Sheriff Justice... " The G** D*** Germans ain't got nothin to do with this... I'm in high speed persuit!" Frog... "You have a great profile." Bandit..."yeh, I do don't I, especially from the side." Frog... " Well, at least we agree on one thing_" Bandit... " Yeh, we both like half my face."
the 1997 remake Vanishing Point, i know the origional was much better, but there was one quote i loved. for give me if the details aren't exact i haven't watched it in a while. well one cop i pulled up to the sargents (i think he was the sargent) garage driving a chevy and he went inside and they started talking, the camera showed the sargents trophies, and then over the scanner they herd kowalski just crossed in to there state lines. sarg: get in. cop: the charger? sarg: YOU AIN'T GONNA CATCH HIM IN THAT DOG PIE CHEVY, IT TAKES A MOPAR TO CATCH A MOPAR. cop: right on. then they back out of the garage and they show a bumper sticker on the back that reads: My wife yes, My dog maybe, My DODGE NEVER i love that, take a MOPAR to catch a MOPAR.
well i was close, heres a clip as well as the chase sene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf1H1mwucDo&feature=related
