God Is Busy

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  1. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    A U.S. Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

    One Day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flately stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exaclty 15 minutes."

    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
    Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting"

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. the Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and also sat there in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to stay stupid and act like an idiot. So he sent me."
     
  2. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Oh YEA!
     
  3. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    love that one!
     
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    thats great! Rule number one never mock some ones religon you dont know how seriously people will take it!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl: classic!!!
     
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    StevoSRT Moderator

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    Biiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!! Yeah Baby!!!!!
     
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    Buahahahahahahahahahahaha....:rofl2:
     
  8. MoePar

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    H$ll yeah. I love it. Thanks Brother, I really needed that one.
     
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    DevssrT Full Access Member

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    HAHAHA ive heard this more that once and its still awesome!!
     
  10. Frozen

    Frozen No innocence in glory...

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    kick ass!!
     
  11. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    Nice :rofl:
     
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    SRTLUVR Detailing "Go-to" Guy

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    Oh hell yes man!!! That's bad ass!!!
    Chase
     
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    ALABAMA MSRT8 Full Access Member

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    that was too funny.
     
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    thats sweet
     
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    Amen!