So it has come to my attention that i have been slacking on jokes, so just for you Stretch:
A guy walks into a bar wearing a 49er jersey and carrying a cat that also has a 49er jersey on with a little 49er helmet on his head, too.
The guy says to the bartender, "Can me and my cat
watch the 49er game here? My TV is broke and my cat
and I always watch the game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be
allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here
right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the
end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you
or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the
game.
Pretty soon the 49ers kick a field goal and the
excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks
down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! Does he
do that for every field goal?"
The guy nods, "Yeah, every time."
The bartender asks, "What does he do for a touchdown?"
The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
