I don't know if any of you have seen the hysterically funny site Texts from last night (www.textsfromlastnight.com). Its basically a log of texts sent in the wee hours of the morning. Here are a few highlights, the numbers are the area code the text was sent from. (360): i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew (312): Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer. (407): this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god. (216): It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm. (503): like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be (253): I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels. (818): I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore. (949): I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads. (978): why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm" (614): see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy (636): So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man. (610): I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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