1.)When people ask what the hell is the big wing for 2.)Everyone tries to race you...even trucks 3.)Kids on a school bus plaster themselves to the back window when you are behind them 4.)People say what kind of car do you own again...... "so that is a neon right?" 5.)When the guy at the gas station knows you better than everyone 6.)When you have to back up at least once to get into a parking spot 7.)When a guy pulls out his camera phone to take a pic of your car while driving. 8.)When you can pass everything on the road but a gas station. 9.)When you ask to be seated by the window in the restaurant so you can look at your car while you're eating 10.)When a group of ppl stop walking and just Stare at your car cuz of ur BLOW OFF VALVE 11.)When you get out of your car at a store, work, etc. People are like "sir you left your car running". Im sick of explaining it. 12.)When people ask you why your radiator is so big in your bumper 13.)When you are denied warranty work 14.)When people sit in the back and are confused about the hand cranks 15.)When you can use the rear wing to block out headlights behind you at night. 16.)When you park as far away as possible from other cars and still someone has to park next to you 17.)When you drive across town just to get 93 insted of 91 thats a block away from your house 18.)Trying to explain to all the people here at work that the replacement for displacement is a turbo 19.)When you turn off the radio (or don't turn it on at all) because the sound of the turbo is music to the ears 20.)When you own 2 spare rims just for drag radials 21.)When you get stuck in 2mph traffic in first gear and the car bucks like a bronco everytime you press the gas pedal, making everyone look over like they believe you have no clue how to drive. 22.)When you hate to road trip cause you dont have cruise control 23.)When cops follow you around town waiting for you to do something wrong 24.)When the first 20$ you spend on your car is at home depot for a catch can 25.)When the guy at the dodge parts counter knows who you are just by your voice over the phone 26.)When you finally break down and say fine its a NEON!
