if we could just ignore all these people it would be GREAT lol...if they would all go away it would be better for everyone (but them but who cares)...its just funny to me that the celebs like them get all the press...but the ones who do something productive with themselves usually get little to no coverage.... ok ill just upgrade her to a waste of skin...if you think about it...shes just a really rich porn star...nothing else... as for you being a douche at her age...you are (hopefully) no longer one...i get the sneaking suspicion that shes doomed to be worthless forever (funny how i chose worthless there) this is why i believe you should have to take a test to be rich (or have kids for that matter)...if you fail...your money goes to charity and you only get enough to live normally haha... and if you guys haven't seen the south park with paris in it...i highly suggest it...it is quite amusing... ok...no more for me...i feel myself getting dumber by the second just from talking about her haha
Oh, I'm still a douche. Back then, I was more of a douche nozzle...you know, the business end. Now, I'm just a douche bag.
