EQ Hilbillies...

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  1. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:10 AM #1
    Stretch

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    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
    Hillbilly Rick says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '
    Hillbilly Ryan says: 'Why is that stupid?'
    Hillbilly Rick says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'
    Hillbilly Ryan says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
    them new fangled warshin ' machines!'
    Hillbilly Rick says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
    Hillbilly Ryan says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'
    Hillbilly Jason says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
    wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer
    some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'
    Hillbillies Rick and Ryan say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
    Hillbilly Jason says: 'She ain't got no pecker.
     
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  2. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:18 AM #2
    Cheatek

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    ROTGLMAO!!!!!! They even look like them bro, hahahhahahhahaaaaaa!!
     
  3. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:19 AM #3
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    Hah
     
  4. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:22 AM #4
    Stretch

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    Yep... Ryan's the one on the left with the "Green Card" pinned to his bib!
     
  5. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM #5
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    2 Funny!! :rofl:
     
  6. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:26 AM #6
    Stretch

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    Hope this doesn't hurt Larry's feelings! Lol!
     
  7. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:29 AM #7
    Cheatek

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    ROTGLMAO AGAIN!!!!! :laugh: or I guess it should be :tooth: LOL!!
     
  8. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:35 AM #8
    Stretch

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    I guess the short one in the middle would be old baldy!
     
  9. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:36 AM #9
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    lmao! You know you're in for it when they see this thread don't ya, lol!
     
  10. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM #10
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    bwahahahahahahahahaha
     
  11. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:40 AM #11
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    Nahhhhhh.... they know better!
     
  12. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:45 AM #12
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    I lol'd.....
     
  13. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:47 AM #13
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    You know Jeff... rumor has it you were the one taking the picture...
     
  14. Mar 25, 2008 at 11:48 AM #14
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  15. Mar 25, 2008 at 12:02 PM #15
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    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwww Smack My Ass And Call Me A Btch!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Mar 25, 2008 at 12:49 PM #16
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    Yeah, he was naked saying "Wink at the Weenie" "Say cheese" and they pointed and said "smegma".
     
  17. Mar 25, 2008 at 2:15 PM #17
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    LMAO!!!!!!! :rofl2:
     
  18. Mar 25, 2008 at 2:53 PM #18
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    Now thats just not true.....

    I was wearing socks.
     
  19. Mar 25, 2008 at 3:55 PM #19
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    Drew, my Yvonne just called you a dick. FYI.
     
  20. Mar 25, 2008 at 4:28 PM #20
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    They say you are what you, "EAT"!
     
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