diegochrysler vs. MOMO

[MotherMopar]

SRT8 vs. SRT8.

After a going away party last night, I called out Ryan and he took the bait.

Mind you all that a female coworker (who's never drag raced) was driving my car and I was in the passenger seat. We had a weight disadvantage of approximately 75 pounds and 4 beers (in my belly).

1st Race: From the dig, Ryan honks and we go after the third one. The rumble of 2 425+ horsepower Hemis erupts in the still of the night on a road devoid of traffic and noise. Only dim street lights guided us down the road bordering the Chula Vista Bay to our West. The street, lined with Palm trees and the glow of the city in the distance... tiny lighted dots on the cityscape horizon hinted at the fact that Interstate 5 was to our East... my new favorite race song played in our cockpit: "Shame of Life" (a hard rock song with massive, hard hitting bass). It was a so picturesque, you'd swear it was a video game.

Ryan nails the throttle and spins, my driver eased into the throttle (as directed by yours truly) and we WALKED him! Woohoo! One for the good guys! :cheers:

2nd Race: From the dig, same set-up. My driver hesitated and Ryan pulled on us. We were SLIGHTLY gaining, but were approaching some railroad tracks and had to slow. Ryan won. Chalk one up for the bad guy! :angry:

 

[diegochrysler]

Can neither CONFIRM NOR DENY!

First and foremost I noticed you are a support member! Aside from my member, Ricky's and Drew's whose member do you support and what do you use to support it.

Yes, the first light'em up at night road race was given to a female, very gentlemenly thing to do in my opinion. The second time around I was tired of Jason jumping up and down in the passenger seat like he was on Rick's lap while Rally Racing and filming at the sametime. He was making wuppppie noises while slobbering on himself and giving off a horrible snorting noise in between laughs.

The second run I decided to actually put it into 1st not park like the first run and then Jason as a norm chased the rear end of a man, a Mexican man at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In all it was down right fun I will admit. :tooth:

 

[Mag 8]

SRT8 vs. SRT8.

... my new favorite race song played in our cockpit: "Shame of Life" (a hard rock song with massive, hard hitting bass). It was a so picturesque, you'd swear it was a video game. :angry:

Cool tune - my wife still refuses to believe that a band would be called The Butthole Surfers but they are pretty damed cool...

 

[MotherMopar]

Why the fuk hasn't anyone else responded to the first race thread on the Connection? You basterds! We cheat death and arrest for your reading enjoyment, and you sht in our soup! That's the LAST time I post something relatively cool and exciting. Kiss my arse.

 

[MotherMopar]

Cool tune - my wife still refuses to believe that a band would be called The Butthole Surfers but they are pretty damed cool...

Yeah, Rick made me a CD :huglove::love: and that song was on it... badasz.

BTW: I'm originally from Buffalo, NY... right across the border... depending on where in Ontario you're from!

We used to run Canadians off the road all the time... teens in their Mustangs, families in minivans... the looks on their faces as they were heading into trenches along the NYS thruway at 60 mph were priceless.

 

[Stretch]

SRT8 vs. SRT8.

After a going away party last night, I called out Ryan and he took the bait.

Mind you all that a female coworker (who's never drag raced) was driving my car and I was in the passenger seat. We had a weight disadvantage of approximately 75 pounds and 4 beers (in my belly).

1st Race: From the dig, Ryan honks and we go after the third one. The rumble of 2 425+ horsepower Hemis erupts in the still of the night on a road devoid of traffic and noise. Only dim street lights guided us down the road bordering the Chula Vista Bay to our West. The street, lined with Palm trees and the glow of the city in the distance... tiny lighted dots on the cityscape horizon hinted at the fact that Interstate 5 was to our East... my new favorite race song played in our cockpit: "Shame of Life" (a hard rock song with massive, hard hitting bass). It was a so picturesque, you'd swear it was a video game.

Ryan nails the throttle and spins, my driver eased into the throttle (as directed by yours truly) and we WALKED him! Woohoo! One for the good guys! :cheers:

2nd Race: From the dig, same set-up. My driver hesitated and Ryan pulled on us. We were SLIGHTLY gaining, but were approaching some railroad tracks and had to slow. Ryan won. Chalk one up for the bad guy! :angry:

Momo's car finally wins a race... and he has to get someone else to drive it for him!

 

[Stretch]

Why the fuk hasn't anyone else responded to the first race thread on the Connection? You basterds! We cheat death and arrest for your reading enjoyment, and you sht in our soup! That's the LAST time I post something relatively cool and exciting. Kiss my arse.

Real hard cheatin' death when your behind a computer... must be the excess static build up... KILLER!

 

[MotherMopar]

Real hard cheatin' death when your behind a computer... must be the excess static build up... KILLER!

get your asz into the chat room!

 

[Quick]

Why the fuk hasn't anyone else responded to the first race thread on the Connection? You basterds! We cheat death and arrest for your reading enjoyment, and you sht in our soup! That's the LAST time I post something relatively cool and exciting. Kiss my arse.

Heh, that was a really cool race story Momo! Keep 'em coming. Can you fill us in with more details?

So how did we end up with 4 beers in the bag AND a female co-worker all out for a grudge race against the token Mexican at work? Rehearsal Xmas party? If this wasn't the hormone's sister we should be expecting another interesting post in the near future? Maybe about how the suction cup shades will do just fine and there is no way you're going to limo your rolling whorehouse.

Wonderful written illustration of the venue.

 

[MotherMopar]

Heh, that was a really cool race story Momo! Keep 'em coming. Can you fill us in with more details?

So how did we end up with 4 beers in the bag AND a female co-worker all out for a grudge race against the token Mexican at work? Rehearsal Xmas party? If this wasn't the hormone's sister we should be expecting another interesting post in the near future? Maybe about how the suction cup shades will do just fine and there is no way you're going to limo your rolling whorehouse.

Wonderful written illustration of the venue.

4 beers were easy... female coworker, not so much! JK. She's a great person and we get along very well. Nothing else, mind you. She actually appreciates cars to a degree, so we have that and work in common.

As for Ryan being the token mexican... ha! About 50% of our office are hispanic. Ryan's just one of the easy ones to pick on. But, we love the guy none the less.

Rolling hoehouse?!?! Maybe if I was 20 again!

 

[diegochrysler]

4 beers were easy... female coworker, not so much! JK. She's a great person and we get along very well. Nothing else, mind you. She actually appreciates cars to a degree, so we have that and work in common.

As for Ryan being the token mexican... ha! About 50% of our office are hispanic. Ryan's just one of the easy ones to pick on. But, we love the guy none the less.

Rolling hoehouse?!?! Maybe if I was 20 again!

ROLLING REAR HOLE HOUSE when you go out with Ricky & Drew. 50% my arz. Try 70% of our office are whitey tighties that couldn't even order Mexican food, spell CULO much less speak Spanish. We are over worked, underpaid and are constantly asked to do all the cooking at work functions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Drew feels me on this. I bet they always ask him what wine they should order, what was it like to watch movies at a drive-in, what kind of music was their in the 50's, was TV reallyl only in black-n-white, Ronald Regan was an actor and no MTv! :moon:

 

[Mag 8]

Yeah, Rick made me a CD :huglove::love: and that song was on it... badasz.
BTW: I'm originally from Buffalo, NY... right across the border... depending on where in Ontario you're from!

"there were girls pettin' squirrels and there were squirrels smokin' crack..."
I'm in Ottawa, Momo. We blaze down through Syracuse every once & a while and with our strong dollar will be doing it more often (if not just for the booze...and maybe some Christmas pressies)

 

[MotherMopar]

"there were girls pettin' squirrels and there were squirrels smokin' crack..."
I'm in Ottawa, Momo. We blaze down through Syracuse every once & a while and with our strong dollar will be doing it more often (if not just for the booze...and maybe some Christmas pressies)

THE SENATORS! SOBs! My Sabres have sht the bed with the loss of Briere and Drury. Another Buffalo team turned to dust.

 

[MotherMopar]

"there were girls pettin' squirrels and there were squirrels smokin' crack..."
I'm in Ottawa, Momo. We blaze down through Syracuse every once & a while and with our strong dollar will be doing it more often (if not just for the booze...and maybe some Christmas pressies)

OK... that's it... I'm going for a ride and jammin' to that song RIGHT now!

 

[Mag 8]

THE SENATORS! SOBs! My Sabres have sht the bed with the loss of Briere and Drury. Another Buffalo team turned to dust.

Ya Baby, we're rockin' and the top of the standingsand will likely stay that way!!! 13 in a row - that's what I'm talkin' bout...
lmao, drive carefully with da funky tunage

 

[LegMaker]

ummmmm momo..... isn't racing a friend who also has an srt rather anti-climatic???? hehehehehehe

 

[MotherMopar]

ummmmm momo..... isn't racing a friend who also has an srt rather anti-climatic???? hehehehehehe

Kind of, sort of, but it became obvious that his car is slower than mine... even with an extra person in my car... come to think of it... he's a worse driver than a female who's never raced before...

Dam, I'm learnin' stuff all the time!

 

[Stretch]

OK... that's it... I'm going for a ride and jammin' to that song RIGHT now!

Better get permission... or at least tell her you're going to pick up bread and milk....

 

[Stretch]

Kind of, sort of, but it became obvious that his car is slower than mine... even with an extra person in my car... come to think of it... he's a worse driver than a female who's never raced before...

Dam, I'm learnin' stuff all the time!

Looks like someone we know, mentioning no names, but with a NICE tan, need to go back to the EVOC ad get some more lessons! Buwaaaaaaa!

 

[diegochrysler]

Kind of, sort of, but it became obvious that his car is slower than mine... even with an extra person in my car... come to think of it... he's a worse driver than a female who's never raced before...

Dam, I'm learnin' stuff all the time!

Come on NOW! Why lie, you were wearing a wig, high heels, pantyhose, Rick's favorite skirt and no panites according to Drew and you want to get all wet talking about it........Listen MOUTH and a nice warm moist one at that anytime/anyplace. Just get permission before we go out, because I don't want the ball breaker pissed at me when you go home with your one inch tail between your legs and walking funny. :boxing: