DanRealtor needs a new woman

DanRealtor needs a new woman, LX owner strongly preferred. PM me a picture of your car. Serious inquiries only!

 

good luck bro!! we should open up a singles forum on here!!

 

we could call it "TheSRTBackSeat.com" or something elvicsmilieys:

 

Lots of broads out there bro.

 

Um, yeah, somehow I think the Singles section would be one big sausage fest.

 

So true. :tooth::gtfoslap:

 

some people like sausage... don't be haten...

:shok:

 

ouch miss hormones!!!!!!

 

LOL! Should we start a list?

:shok::dance2:

 

That would most likely be a wise idea T

 

Blah, this time last week my kid was just a blur in an ultrasound, now she's beating the hell out of my stomach and practicing her roundhouses on my belly button. Makes me a little...blunt I guess. :happy: :baby:

 

We could start a sausage-aholics forum.

Introductions go like this:

Hi, my name is _____________ and I like the sausage!

 

hey now i was just bustin your.........ovaries! its all connection love!

 

you mean your stockpiling and holding out on us?

 

Dan and I talked for about and hour yesterday. He wanted to know how my N2O worked and if the bottle was full.
He did mention he needed a new woman. I didn't take him seriously.

 

sounds like hes pretty desperate

 

He has my car

 

i hope he doesnt try and use it as chick bait!!

 

Big Sausage Pizza?

 

No biggie, you'll know when I'm really upset, there won't be any smileys. :shok: