Just a friendly reminder that a non-racing female coworker in my Charger (with me in it) spanked Ryan (by himself) in his 300.
Have I ever mentioned this before?
Have I ever mentioned this before?
Charger Beats 300
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.... again? Daum... that 300 seems to be getting slower and slower... and just when I thought he actually beat that old lady on the bike...
Hey Jason... pop the hood on his 300 just to make sure it doesn't say 5.7 under there...
Hey Jason... pop the hood on his 300 just to make sure it doesn't say 5.7 under there...
You know, I would, but what's the sense of going through the trouble if the driver sucks so bad that it wouldn't matter if he was driving a Viper?!?!
Doooooh! careful... isn't his cubicle right next to yours....
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I've got a 300 in Chula Vista you can try your Charger against...
Bring it Girly Man! Lol! Moe said you can't even beat him... how are you going to hang against a Charger! :towel:
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Did you look at the slip from that race? At the 60' Moe was up by 1/10th, at the 1/8th mile Moe was only up by 1/100th - and I've got my tune dialed in and new tires now.
Didn't see it.... all I know is he said he spanked your booty! You probably just felt sorry for him though... you know how emotional he gets when there's not enough people around to see his Carbon Fiber... oops... I said the CF word... his auto tracker will have him logging on any minute now!
He already turned the rental car in! Lol!
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Spanked is hardly the word. Eeeeeeked out a win is more like it. My poor bald RSAs didn't hook until half way down the track. If we had a real 1/4 mile he would have been crying in his beer for most of it. As soon as I hooked, I was reeling him in like a sick blue fin.
I don't care what the car is I'm against... its just a pleasure to know Ryan got spanked by a female who's first race was against Ryan!
Again, people are you all going to believe JASON!!!!!!!!!!! This is the same guy that repeatedly tries to get on all the rides at Disneyland while wearing a pair of those tennis shoes with those pop out skates, but still gets denied due to his TATTOO height. I bet you believe him when he says, "I'M THE MASTER OF MY OWN DEMAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LMAO!!! Yeah, you can't run with your hood open!
BTW: The autotracker thing... you never see his sorry asz unless someone's bustin' his chops... there's something to this theory of your's, Drew.
Well, I really wouldn't still consider it a whole car...
You mean to tell me Moe was bragging about beating another SRT8 that had RSAs on it?!?! THAT is cheesy! Dodge should've bolted billard balls to the dam hubs instead of those tires.
maybe he should give us a product review after he tells us about the race. jason i will take you on in a straight line, even with mt heavy magnum (bags and all).
Wow and remember that Jason is Chubby :dunno2:
he might count as 2 people :towel: :friends:
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