Cam's newest venture...

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  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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  2. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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  3. BigAl470

    BigAl470 So Long Gay Boys!

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    LOL nice
     
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    StnePny3 Full Access Member

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    Is there any milk left ?

    Or are the tite s all shrivled & hanging ...
     
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    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    They say happy cows come from california :)
     
  6. Speedy

    Speedy Blown by Speedlogix

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    We don´t have a cow, we have a bull...

    Without knowing Cam, I can fit that into some of my friends...LOL

    Fredrik:whistle:
     
  7. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Is that an American saying? "About as worthless as tits on a bull". :)
     
  8. Cam

    Cam Management up n smoke

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    Crap, I've been found out!!.

    Well since my beef been laid out for all to see, lets start cutting deals.

    Cause these heffers have got to go!!

    That's right folks, today is your lucky day. Buy one jersey and get the second for free. Not only will I give you two for one, but I'm feeling soooooooooo giving that I'll throw in a free utter suck tool. Your utters will be the envy of all your friends. Long slender and pink, what more could a man ask of his back yard beef??.


    Crap, gotta go.....oh well no time to finish
     
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    Speedy Blown by Speedlogix

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    Watch "Kingpin" and you will know what I mean... LOL

    The guy drinks the milk he had such a hard time milking and was told "-We dont have a cow, we have a bull..."

    Fredrik (Who ain´t American but Swedish):)
     
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    NetNathan Not the Momma

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    What used cows? Missing a few ribs or butt? Used by the bull?


    All we have we owe to udders....

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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Bear in mind a heifer is a female bovine who has yet to successfully give birth to a calf. A cow is a female bovine who has successfully given birth to a calf.

    And yes, I grew up on a farm helping my family raise beef cattle for sale and slaughter. Not those skinny boney cows with huge udders that get milked all day. No, the beefy fat cows that have beefy fat calves, that we called T-bone, Hamburger and Meatloaf.

    As for "Used Cows"...um...so many places to go with that that I'd rather not think about, especially in the context of Cam or any SRTC members. *shudder*
     
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    StnePny3 Full Access Member

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    I had some much fun laughing at this ...

    ... but ...

    when I read it over, I could not figure out .... ? ? ?

    was Cam giving out 2 for 1 shirts for the Grand Opening

    ... or . . .

    ... two for one use female milk cows . . .. ? ? ?

    I'm confussed, Cam, can we order another round, then, explain ... ?
     
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    AlcornDynamics Supporting Vendor

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    Just glad it doesn't say used cows for rent...
     
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    NetNathan Not the Momma

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    Just glad it doesn't say "stump broke" cows for rent.....
    But they may have been Cam's newest venture.

    ..
     
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    HEMI911 Platinum Supporting Member

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    The "Reverend" CoolFlo 300C - C = Classy!!

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    seriously officer!! I was just pushing the cow over the fence .. honest!!
     
  17. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    alright... and exactly what was the search string you were using when you ran across that?
     
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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    I need a nap now.