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>1.**constipated People Don't Give A ****.
>2.**practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
>3.**who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
>4.**if You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
>5.**if That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
>better.
>6.**to All You Virgins:**thanks For Nothing.
>7.**impotence:**nature's Way Of Saying "no Hard Feelings".
>8.**horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
>9**.**if You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ***.**
>10.****you're Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk To Me.**
>11.**earth Is Full**-**go Home.
>12**.**i Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.**
>13.**cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
>14.**the Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
>15.**eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
>16.**honk If Anything Falls Off.
>17.**cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
>18.**he Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
>19.**i Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
>20.**i Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
>21.**if Sex Is A Pain In The ***, You're Doing It The Wrong Way.
>22.**fight Crime:**shoot Back!
>23.**guys:**no Shirt, No Service.**gals:**no Shirt, No Charge.
>24.**necrophilia:**that Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
>25.****boldly Going Nowhere.**
>26.**caution:**driver Legally Blonde.
>27**.**how Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is
>lost?**
>28.**if You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
>
>29.****money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch**.
>30.****saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It!!!**
>31.**all Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
>
>32.****i Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke**.
>33.****wanted:**meaningful Overnight Relationship.**
>34.**i Need Someone Really Bad ... Are You Really Bad?
>35.**beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.
>36.**money Isn't The Most Important Thing, But It Rates Right Up There
>with Oxygen.
>2.**practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
>3.**who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
>4.**if You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
>5.**if That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
>better.
>6.**to All You Virgins:**thanks For Nothing.
>7.**impotence:**nature's Way Of Saying "no Hard Feelings".
>8.**horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
>9**.**if You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ***.**
>10.****you're Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk To Me.**
>11.**earth Is Full**-**go Home.
>12**.**i Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.**
>13.**cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
>14.**the Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
>15.**eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
>16.**honk If Anything Falls Off.
>17.**cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
>18.**he Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
>19.**i Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
>20.**i Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
>21.**if Sex Is A Pain In The ***, You're Doing It The Wrong Way.
>22.**fight Crime:**shoot Back!
>23.**guys:**no Shirt, No Service.**gals:**no Shirt, No Charge.
>24.**necrophilia:**that Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
>25.****boldly Going Nowhere.**
>26.**caution:**driver Legally Blonde.
>27**.**how Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is
>lost?**
>28.**if You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
>
>29.****money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch**.
>30.****saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit .. Got It!!!**
>31.**all Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
>
>32.****i Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke**.
>33.****wanted:**meaningful Overnight Relationship.**
>34.**i Need Someone Really Bad ... Are You Really Bad?
>35.**beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.
>36.**money Isn't The Most Important Thing, But It Rates Right Up There
>with Oxygen.
