Are you ready for Global Orgasm Day?

[Ozzie]

The countdown has begun for Global Orgasm Day. December 22, 2007. Just remember that you heard about it first right here, on the SRT/C!

I can just see some of you now .... "awww, come on honey! It's to effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy!"

 

[HalV48]

I thought that was everyday.

 

[HEMISFEAR]

Me. too...livin la vida loca already Oz...

 

[Ozzie]

Arrhhhh ...but you miss the point ..... we're talking simultaneous climax on a global scale. Can you imagine what's going to happen to the ozone level as a billion or so happy campers roll over and, as one, light up that post-coital cigarette? :grin:

 

[StevoSRT]

i am totally down for this!!!!! hahahaha

 

[Cheatek]

this won't work for all of us ... some of us are married, doh! (is a self-imposed orgasm work?)

 

[Stretch]

this won't work for all of us ... some of us are married, doh! (is a self-imposed orgasm work?)

Tell her it's for the good of the earth!

 

[Cheatek]

Lol! Already tried that!!

 

[Mains]

you have it all wrong... its supposed to be on the 23rd of december... seriously look at the SRTC Calendar

 

[Cheatek]

Tell her it's for the good of the earth!

Been burried ... er I mean married for 15 years now bro, I've tried it all!! LOL!!:blowup:

 

[Ozzie]

you have it all wrong... its supposed to be on the 23rd of december... seriously look at the SRTC Calendar

BWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!! :yahoo: Mains' birthday is Global Orgasm Day! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :rofl2:

 

[1fastsedan]

this won't work for all of us ... some of us are married, doh! (is a self-imposed orgasm work?)

Here is your out. Hit the secretary, blame Ozzie, reference this thread. Run like hell.

 

[Stretch]

:shock::shock:

BWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!! :yahoo: Mains' birthday is Global Orgasm Day! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :rofl2:

 

[Cheatek]

Here is your out. Hit the secretary, blame Ozzie, reference this thread. Run like hell.

Lol!! Hahhahahhahaa! Only problem is I don't have a secretary :sad: Anyone?? :shifty:

 

[StevoSRT]

this won't work for all of us ... some of us are married, doh! (is a self-imposed orgasm work?)

hahaahahahahaha

Been burried ... er I mean married for 15 years now bro, I've tried it all!! LOL!!:blowup:

i got an idea...tell her that if you get some lovin...that you'll be in a good mood and that will let you work more relaxed which will in turn get you a raise to buy her lots of gifts!...that would work right? hahahaha :erm:

 

[Cheatek]

i got an idea...tell her that if you get some lovin...that you'll be in a good mood and that will let you work more relaxed which will in turn get you a raise to buy her lots of gifts!...that would work right? hahahaha :erm:

:no: Tried that one too. Tried everything ... :iluvff::flowers::love::worthy::dance2: , even :bottom:, but all I get is :furious:! Only thing I haven't tried is this "secretary" thing, hmmm ... :cheers:

 

[StevoSRT]

:no: Tried that one too. Tried everything ... :iluvff::flowers::love::worthy::dance2: , even :bottom:, but all I get is :furious:! Only thing I haven't tried is this "secretary" thing, hmmm ... :cheers:

that is totally lame...thanks for making me not want to get married ever...hahahaha

 

[HalV48]

I'm not as spontanious as I was. Maybe it's time for the little blue pill.

 

[srt-4chick]

im a married secretary.....

 

[Cheatek]

that is totally lame...thanks for making me not want to get married ever...hahahaha

I know, sorry bro, but it's true. Sad, but true. :sad: It's a fact that if you ever want to have sex again man (at least not by yourself) DON'T get married!! We used to do it a hundred times a day every which way possible, it was great! :yahoo: Then we got married and :rip:!! Seriously, I never thought it would happen to me but it did. Every married guy out there will tell you the same thing, if you find one that says otherwise HE'S A LIAR!! :bottom: Enjoy your youth now while you can bro! Get off the computer and get out there and "post" away!!! Oh to be in my 20s again :weep: