Rectum Deodorant MOMO walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to MOMO they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, MOMO assures the pharmacist that he has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says MOMO. "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist "YES!", said MOMO, "I'll go home and get it." MOMO returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, MOMO snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!" :whistle:
:rofl2::tooth::rofl2::imao: That will sure make for some dry penetration, guess all his lovers smell like Arctic breeze or Sport:laser:
Loading up that (Ebay) firehose from a San Francisco Fire Dept and hooking it up to your local hydrant, then having Rick/Drew & myself open it up on you while you bend over and spread'em like no other worldly man possible was a site I hope I will never have to see again! Sad thing is the whole nozzel went in with no problem and the water ran right out your mouth. Looked like that fat, bald little angel fountain in front of Elton John's house....................................
