a lonely woman goes to animal shelter and picks up an old schnauzer to keep her company but the dog is nearly deaf. so she takes him to the vet. the vet examines the dog and tells the woman that her dog has way too much hair in his ears and it needs to be removed. he suggests using neet hair removal gel. the woman goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the neet is. after showing her where it is... pharmacist: "if you're going to use this on your legs, stay out of the sun for 6 hours." woman: "i'm not using it for that." p: "well then, if you're going to use it on your underarms, stay out of the sun for 24 hours." w: "i'm not using it for that either." p: "then what the heck are you using it for?" w: "it's for my schnauzer." p: "then don't ride your bike for a month."
