A Little Irish Humor

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  1. Ozzie

    Ozzie New Member

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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!'

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best Toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said,
    'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'
    'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

    She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
     
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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    *cackle* :imao:
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    THATS RACIST!

    but true
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha!
     
  6. Mag 8

    Mag 8 How's it goin', eh?

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    Oy!!! I take offence!!!
    (actually, you may be right, Mains)
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    StevoSRT Moderator

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    haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!
     
  8. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Its been a few generations, but I'm at least a smidgen Irish thanks to the Reaughs. As if the red hair, blue eyes and freckles don't give me away. :happy:
     
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    Mag 8 How's it goin', eh?

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    Too funny.........

    Same here Tam but with Green eyes........Irish ladies FTW........
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    lol!
     
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    dammm thats funny!!!
     
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    HAHA good one!!
     
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    durangatang asphaultmeltingeuphoria

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    Awesome!! LOL!!!
     
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    hahaha that was great.