All men think they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn't burn, he will take it personally.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk." No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.
The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates really...
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the "nice" of bald
3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my...
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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