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If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't FORGET... he didn't LOSE your number... he didn't DIE! He just didn't want to call you.
Most women are introspective. "Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get looser, baggier and longer.
If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a...
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my g-d, I'm so embarrassed. There's another...
Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable...
Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.
Men do not get cellulite. Another point for g-d possibly being a man.
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