THE TEN BEST TOOLS OF ALL TIME. Forget the Snap-On Tools truck; it's never there when you need it. Besides, there are only ten things in this...
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the...
t o d a y 's q u o t e ________________________ "When I was a kid a "crack salesman" just meant a guy was really good at what he did." -...
Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the...
This list will come in handy when filling out Performance evaluations. These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance...
1974. What a great year. Now I sort of feel old. 1974: Disco 2004: Costco 1974: Long hair 2004: Longing for hair 1974: KEG...
Ever wonder what is the fastest thing on earth? An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After...
This morning on my way to work I looked over to my left and there was a women with a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to the...
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the lemon drop shots. Incredibly drunk and...
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbu...Wheres the playstation????
what do fat women and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you on one!
Actual Instruction Labels... ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. ON...
cancer causing sugar substitute......
Heres a fun fact: You made out with your sister!!!! Seriously though....I have nothing to report. I haven't really accomplished much.... I do...
concur...<---don't know the spelling....
I really really really wanted Tony to win, regardless of the make of car.....I'm a Stewart fan!. He almost had it too. less the a lap..... But,...
wow.....I laughed, but felt kinda gross......
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/16/drag.race.deaths.ap/index.html Try this one......
Looks good. You are getting better at it.
Must....vote...mains...2008... See?? I told you WMM was easy. You'll get better with it too. I usually just try playing with different setting to...
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