Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -He died. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? -He got struck and killed by the first dead...
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a pirate walks into a bar butt naked with a steering wheel hanging from his weenis. the bartender says "excuse me mr. pirate, but youve got a...
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71 Veteran Pillsbury doughboy Spokesperson POP N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was...
One day a woman gets onto an elevator and presses the button to go up to the 10th floor to donate blood which she does every month. As the door to...
1). There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get...
Q: What's wrong when a woman's shouting at you from the kitchen door? A: her chain's too long. Q: What's wrong when a woman falls down a ski...
THE STORY: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars...
I say 3-5-08. I will take a free t-shirt anyways....
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Look at the bright side...that chick was ****ing HOT!!! Her eyes captivated me......
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a **** truck at 100 yards. WARNING:...
What not to say to the cops: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't...
New Years Resolutions Internet Junkies *I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses. *I will stop sending e-mail to my...
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME. FBI agents conducted...
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it...
A woman goes into a shop to buy a rod and reel as a gift She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter...
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The...
Two bros scootin' on a crisp fall morning. First one signals to pull over. Second one says "What's wrong?" First one says, "Man my lips are really...
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