It's been a whole day and no new additions....hmmm....give me a minute!
Them: Where's you muffler? Me::shifty:
hahahaa.....wait...what??:fart:
Anyone??
makes me want to goto mcdonalds....
BWahahahahahaha......That shit is funny.
Ok....I'm done for today. Making this thread long as hell is easier then starting a new thread for every joke. Not that there is anything wrong...
I know.....what can I say...I get bored at home.
A newlywed redneck couple arrive at their hotel to begin their honeymoon. The manager greets them and says "I see you're newlyweds! ... I can...
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for any tips to overcome his nervousness....
A guy goes to the FAA to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours...
Picture this! Year: 2030 , New York. Man and wife sitting on patio eating breakfast trying to decide where to go on vacation. Man says, Honey,...
Tom, a 90-year old man, said to his doctor, "Doc, I've never felt better .... and I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What...
On a lazy Wild West afternoon a cowboy is out riding on the open range on his trusty steed when he happens across a Native American's teepee....
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large...
Two elderly women are going out shopping one day and they get into Ellen's car and take off. While they are driving along they come up to an...
Here's another one: One day, an ant is crawling through the edge of a rainforest and comes up on a female elephant who is crying beneath a...
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head, the bartender asks, "Can I help you?". The ducks says, "yeah, can you get this guy off my as$?".
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip...
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