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Ponderisms... Some old some new some borrowed some stupid I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of...
A Dog's Life If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in...
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little...
A man was having a deep seated problem and he went to the psychologist Dr. Ruth to figure out what to do about it. He told her that while...
Andy Rooney 1. Andy Rooney on Monica. Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling...
An Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As > he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the...
CAREFUL MONKEY A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place....
There was a woman who really loved Robert Redford and Paul Newman. In fact she liked them so much that she wanted to get a picture tattoo of both...
A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very...
The latest ploy to defeat the Iraqis is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Billy Ray, Billy Bill, Bobby Joe,...
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS > > A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The > sales girl notices him and asks him if she...
MARRIAGE SEMINAR > > While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom > and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It...
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father she stands next > to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack >...
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise, they would have named it teethbrush.
Subject: Alabama The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some...
1. It was Christmas time and God and Elvis were in heaven looking down on the city of Memphis and were admiring the beauty of a recent snowfall...
A red head walks into the doctors office and says every she where touchs hurts. The Doctor says show me. So she takes her index findger and pokes...
Father O'Malley And Friends... The Catholic Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day...
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