DAMIT! I can't pull up the video..................:sorry:
WADE, My friend that is why we have two (2) hands! Turn them around and it's like you have four (4) hands/dream...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EXACTLY Sad thing is I've been married for 7 years, so I only get to enjoy the car now a...
It was the tuffest decision in my life all up to the point that she agreed to let me do the mods to my ride. :clapping::dancinlock::dunno2::bigwink:
DONE! The bottom end is as smooth as can be. Actually looks pretty good in a crotchless thong, but don't look directly at the inch high private...
God Bless BOOB JOBS! I made a deal with my wife: When we are done having kids, she gets the boob job she wants and I get the mods I want for my...
MOMO is right up your alley then! HUGE, "MAOOBS" (aka Man Boobs)!:cheers:
I prefer BOOTY, BOOBS and beer if I make it that far..............:drunk:
Are you and MOMO twins! :whistle:
YES, I knew we had a connection MAINSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someday you will have to loan me your video collection, but only if it is wrapped in...
WOW, really! Just kidding, play on words HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :blush:Markus is very cheap, but prefers men:moon: :king:'s :pleasantry:
My Take On The Coming Rebate This morning Bush said each one of us would get a $600 rebate + $300 per kid... If we spend that money at...
Or to satisfy that brown cave of a hole you sit on. Has Shaq got back to you about your, "GAY MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION DESIRE!" :tropicalwind:
Markus, Why don't you send him some of those temporary tattooes you use. You know like the one on your right arm in your avitar. :tooth:
Thanks for the heads up Lisa.............:rock:
Reminds me of the view of MOMO bent over and spreading them. The smell is just about the same as well.....................
Chris, Glad to hear everything is going well, so "FAR"! Don't worry about the ballon knot. MOMO will try to loosen that up, but then one of...
You guys don't know shit! "WE" didn't finish the closet and I haven't heard zip from her. It might be, because today is her Birthday and I have...
Driving with Dad! A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday...
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be Confronted by a well-dressed young man...
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